This is exactly what I was hoping you'd say. Nobody has ever felt bad for me and it is good that they want to see me suffer, or maybe I was just making all this shit up to see if anyone would fall for it (If I told you I wasn't making this up and was actually serious, nobody would believe me). Nobody should feel bad for anyone with suicidal thoughts, since they're all just faking it for attention. Fuck we don't care if someone kills themselves, because almost everyone is making up stories to get people to feel bad for them. Don't believe anyone. If you're an artist, you have my permission to draw a picture of me being executed and all of Equestria celebrating my death.
Make hate art of me. I don't care. I'll even create a bunch of fake accounts just to mass upvote that picture, and try to make it a featured image, and if it gets removed, I'll keep reuploading it. Oh, and why don't you start a petition to get me permabanned from Derpibooru
, and while you're at it, ask them to start blocking every IP address associated with Tor or a VPN so I can never use those.
I bet of all the posts on this thread, mine are probably the most bullshit of them all, by far. Even an unborn fetus could come up with better shit than this (they lack the mental capacity to come up with anything, but no shit is better than terrible shit).
If someone is suicidal or depressed, they're probably just trying to get your attention. I shouldn't take anything in this thread seriously. Maybe I had problems once and nobody gave a shit, so I just don't care what people think of me anymore. I don't want anyone to give a shit about me and if anyone feels bad for me or tries to help me, they should be banned or silenced. They don't deserve to be here.
If anyone else in this world is having suicidal thoughts or is depressed, try to make them feel better.
If I am having suicidal thoughts, either ignore me or make fun of me. That is the best thing you can do. The world would be far better off if I never existed.