Random facts of yourself thread

I lived in a trailer smelling horse shit outside my window and listened to Master of Puppets.
 
That smell of horse shit made everything worth it.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Okay. Then everyone should give a positive fact about themselves.

i can’t wait to receive the Paper Bag plushie!!!
 
Want to take lots of photos and videos!!! <3

@PaperBagPony  
That tsum-tsum thing?

@MagpulPony  
My arm is up Fluttershy’s butt.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
yeah!
 
i also commissioned another plushie artist, but that’s a secret

I have had a lot of experiences in my life that I am grateful for.

I broke my dad’s finger off when he tried to beat me up.

i just shaved my balls

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@Porschepegasus  
Hope you like friction

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@Porschepegasus  
Umm alright.

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@Porschepegasus  
Leeroy jenkins.

I enjoy swimming! :D  
… with Twilight Sparkle. XD

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@Porschepegasus  
Me too.

My favorite Ponies, in species type  
Favorite All Around Pony and Unicorn: Rarity  
Favorite Pegasus: Fluttershy  
Favorite Earth Pony(s): Pinkie and Marble Pie  
Favorite Background Pony: Derpy, definitely ^ ^

@MaresFillies  
Please observe self-hygiene before touching your pony. Equestria’s ponies much like us can contract coronavirus.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
I’m bat pony, so I’m immune :bot:

But this entire thread has coronavirus, your welcome.

@ImpOfficial  
Go back to Discord, Woj.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Your not my mom. Also random fact about myself: I love DSLR and SLR cameras.

@ImpOfficial  

 
You lucky! > C <”

Porn just pisses me off.
 
Nice going, it’s ruined for me.

@ImpOfficial  

 

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
No u

@ImpOfficial  
Your little millenial card game won’t work against the power of the dark side.