Say something about you in Zecora's speech.

I must say, it can be hard  
to try to write in rhyme.  
But I do write for a living,  
in addition to classes and caregiving.
 
(I don’t do caregiving, but I couldn’t think of something else to rhyme)

I’m savage when I roast  
All I do is funpost.

@pixel  
Your av looks kinda tizzy  
And the movement makes me dizzy.

Unlike Bob Saget, I’m a gigantic-
 
BANHAMMERED

My favorite color is purple  
And I…
 

 
 
…crap.

I’m a big sucker for anime  
But I get cancer when someone posts Harambe.

The name’s Any Pony  
I know a guy named Toni

@Any Pony  
Good that you’re mysterious  
I keep my favorite thread unserious.

@Pacific Glow  
Ah, the they call Pacific Glow,  
I feel like you’re somepony I use to know

@Any Pony  
The more I hang out with you,  
You’re sounding familiar too…

@Pacific Glow  
I’m not sure we’ve properly met,  
I just hope this time there will be no regret

@Pacific Glow  
I’m so glad you are posting here.  
Otherwise this thread would disappear.

@Flippydaman  
There’s nothing that I can boast  
For my rhymes are merely shitposts
 
@Any Pony  
You know, we seem to have properly met here before  
Let’s hope this time we’re not crushed to Hell’s floor

@Pacific Glow  
Compared to you I feel pity  
for all my rhymes come out shitty.  
But I do try, although no luck.  
Since my verses are lame and really suck.

I like songs that sound old  
I just think they sound like gold

This thread I see is rather nice  
So I’ll try to rhyme, if that’ll suffice  
I enjoy video games, like most folks do  
I also like many animes, too

I love this show, I cannot lie.  
But most of all, it’s Pinkie Pie.  
Her crazy antics and funny jokes  
are what keep me coming back for more.

Ok, I admit, I cannot rhyme  
or say a verse to save my life.  
Still I try, and I fall flat.  
I know, I’m lame like Applejack.

@Flippydaman
 
Though part of me wished to correct your last post,  
Admitting to your mistake is what matters most.  
You needn’t strain yourself with such a task.  
If you need any help, you need not but ask.

I wish I could improve my writing  
Would anyone these words stitch?  
So I can be cruising and styling  
Like Rarity, that stuck up bitch.
 
Now dont’ get mad, I spoke in jest.  
I didn’t mean to obscure or dim her.  
Rarity is actually a lot ok.  
The bitch is really Sunset Shimmer.

@Dirty Bit  
Oh woe is me, please save this poet,  
who cannot make a verse or sonnet.  
Or else I’ll just shut my stupid mouth.  
Like Fluttershy does in every round.

@Flippydaman
 
Free verse exists in this world, as well  
But since we’re trying to rhyme, it’s hard to tell  
If it’d be warranted in this particular thread  
Where one must rhyme off the top of their head.
 
_{Although, there are times when some verses are jammed,  
But we try to make it work, meter be damned…}

Oh, I know, but then it won’t work.  
Since like a zebra’s speech we must emote.  
Anyway, tell me, where was I?  
Oh yes, I was admiring Pinkie Pie.

Someone brought back this thread  
I thought it was dead  
Anyways I know a guy who loves brown bread

I admit I have been absent.  
My mind is, you know, craziest.  
But mostly we think rhyming  
because of a zebra is now racist.