Say something about you in Zecora's speech.

I really can’t sugarcoat it: I’m kind of shit.

One day everything will go right  
My future hopefully very bright

C’mon guys, you can do better.  
Just two lines is not enough mettle.  
Even if I can’t rhyme.  
I’ll give it a try.  
And type in a few more letters.

@Flippydaman  
I’m never heard Zecora taught in limerick form before.  
Then again, I don’t frequently watch the show anymore.  
At least not by choice, of course.  
The show’s not bad, but what is worse  
Are the Equestria Girls movies that I force  
Myself to review ’til my voice grows horse.

I am very scared  
I think to myself why even dared  
I hope they won’t be mad  
And I make everyone very glad

I am writing this line that’s dumb  
Just to give this thread a needed bump.

@Flippydaman  
That is hardly a bloody rhyme,  
But at least it’s better than any of mine.  
For someone whose job is to write songs,  
You’d think I’d make rhymes that don’t suck dongs.

Good people they are  
I hope I ain’t too bizarre  
I’m too scared to reveal anything  
I hope I’m more than just a plaything

I see London, I see France  
I see where the plane will land.  
Tho I was somewhat shortsighted  
coz I traveled with United.

I seem to be liked here  
I hope the feeling ain’t mere.  
I think I am a friend,  
But it is just pretend?

The eternal thread loves my redesign  
I might finally be able to “shine”

While everyone else rises  
Their chances, their wellbeing purifies.  
I stay the same which proves to be my downfall  
If only I could climb this great wall.

Time moves forward, unhindered and fast.  
It makes me wonder how long we’ll last.  
As I look back on many days past,  
I feel my life has grown quite vast…

This thread is kind of lonely now.  
I wonder why; I wonder how  
It got this way; and I’m no bard,  
But is writing rhymes that hard?

@TheHappySpaceman
 
Not really. Rhyming comes from the heart  
Even if it can be tedious from the start.  
All that matters is that you gave this thread life,  
And no longer can the silence be cut with a knife. ( _{This line was tough} )

Found that some metalheads frantic sparring  
and I am Mushroomhead fanatic, darling.

@Background Pony #FBF8
 
Another breathes life into this thread.  
It’s nice that you like Mushroomhead.

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@altopony
 
No need to tell me twice, I’m fully prepared.  
As for the end times, I’m not really scared…

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