Sexuality Poll

@SquiggyBomb  
Welcome to everyday of my life.
 
This website has the best drawn examples of it I’ve seen, and I’m sure it takes years of artistic dedication to make it look real good.
 
If it weren’t for my social phobia, I could go find out if I really mean it in real life. Or if I’m wired to really like drawings and cartoon characters. Which is also likely :3
 
(and yeah I’d have to find out for reals. If I lead someone on for a while, then find out I find real people scary, I’d just feel terrible)

@Crystal Neighybánya  
Hey, he did say he wanted Dick. He should’ve specified if he didn’t want the Cheney variety.
 
@Mike  
It’s okay.

It’s strange. I’m really not too big on any r63 of the mane 6 or other mares. But just about any other stallion gets me feelin’ vapors!  
Suppose if I had to choose, Dusk Shine and Butterscotch would be my faves. One is r63 of muh waifu and the other is super bishounen!  
But the non 63s are my real faves. I swear I have a new bae every season, too. Season 1 had Braeburn and Soarin, season 2 had Shining, 3 had stupid sexy Sombra, 4 had…….hmm, but 5 had ultimate husbando Double Diamond to steamroll the other competition! The only problem was his voice, wasn’t too hot about his voice.  
If only there were a stallion who looked adorable AND had a pretty cute voi-SEASON 6 PRESENTS:IMPORTANT WIZARD HORSE!  
Oh, Sunburst, take me now!!! #1 horsebando as of now.

@OP: Hetero, male, non-pedo, single and ready to mingle, am obsessed with science, very affectionate, abstinate until marriage, and enjoy long walks on the beach?
 
@MethidMan  

 
I strongly second the poll thing.

@Cirrus Light  
Thirded.

Well this thread sure got more…interesting. Are waifu/husbando/R63 ponies a side discussion now?
 
If I had to go with any R63 ponies (female versions of male ponies), I’d go with Bailey Sweet/Honeycrisp, as long as it’s not futa. I could go for Glide too if she’s drawn right. I’d probably also go for Gleaming Shield…but most designs I see of her either look weird or are just too analogically inaccurate to their male counterparts. I’m only counting pony forms, BTW, not anthro or humanized.
 
I realize there don’t seem to be many male-to-female R63 pony designs for some reason, and not many good ones either; they’re almost all anthro and I’m looking only for actual ponies. It seems to work better when female ponies are masculinized rather than the other way around.

@MethidMan  

 
I would appreciate if there is more of these.  
I find it cute and amusing to see a R63ed Mane 6 member to be shipped with another non-R63 Mane 6.

@SeraphimDawn  
Agreed.
 
It’d be interesting to see more Dusk Shine or Twi ships.
 
I love me purple smart.

@InvaderSplooge  
I am the same way, except maybe a tiny bit bi IRL
 
Stupid sexy stallions

@monolyth  
Yeah, I may be totally straight IRL. But damn if I’m not super gay for just about all the stallions on the show and a ton of other furry guys on the internet and I’d also gladly let a futa gal do anything to me!

@InvaderSplooge  
Yeah… my furry tastes are pretty gay, too. I guess it’s a good outlet for that side of me, since they’re not real humans, it’s easier to accept.

@InvaderSplooge  
@monolyth  
If it hadn’t been for a cute furry boi I met online, I’d have never discovered I was bi.

Female, homo.
 
You can thank sunset shimmer for that

@Meso Echo  
Leather Jackets will do that for you.

@441TheSecond
 
And a hot voice.

@441TheSecond  
Leather is a gateway drug to kink.

@441TheSecond  
And those hips. I’ll admit it - I’m straight for Sunset Shimmer.

@Ciaran  
I’m gay for Sunset Shimmer.

@Crystal Neighybánya  
ABS-solutely amazing!

Sometimes I worry too much that if I favorite or comment on explicit or fetish drawings, someone I know on Derpibooru will see it and judge me for it. Sometimes when we’re between seasons I’ll comment on that kind of stuff an especially large amount.
 
Most likely just me worrying over nothing. But if it ever weirded any of you out, sorry about all that D:
 
Also my favorites might be all SFW/NSFW depending on time of day and mood :D

@SeraphimDawn  
IKR? You could grate cheese on those abs.

@Tragiclady  
I think life is better out of the closet, if you are in a space where you can do it safely.
 
For myself, my coworkers and spouse can find me easily here and I pretty much don’t worry about favoriting things that I like, because they all already know what I’m into, just like I know most of their kinks (everyone used to give me shopping lists of what kinds of doujinshis they wanted when I’d head to Japan).
 
There’s a few things that I only up vote, because I am not sure if I am into it, but I like the art style.
 
Admittedly, I’m at a point in my life where I can do and be whatever I want, but I only came out about being bi last year, and since then just not having to hide anything has been great!
 
So, if you can, I highly recommend just being weird. Its a lot easier.

@Ciaran  
Thank you for your kind words. Yeah, being weird is good :D

@Tragiclady  
I don’t think you need to be worried about people finding your fetishes weird on Derpibooru.

@Ciaran  
*sigh* I wish I had that liberty… It’s too bad I have stalkers on that site which will not be named…
 
@SuperSupermario24  
What if stalkers go and post stuff about you on other websites? That’s what I had happen to me and it’s why I only upvote stuff instead of faving them lest they try to look into that and judge everything I happen to be into.