The Alcohol Thread (Possible NSFW)

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If you think booze is expensive at bars, wait until you see the prices at Utah State Liquor and Wine Stores. For example, a pint of Mike’s HARDER Lemonade is about $3.00 at a Utah State Liquor Store while they’re almost half the price in Idaho gas stations.
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@SonGokuMonkey
 
A police officer from your state also just beat up a nurse for not letting him illegally draw blood from an unconscious man in a burn unit. He had been struck by lightning on a tractor.
 
The guy was so determined to check the dudes blood alcohol content to see if he had been driving the tractor drunk that he broke the law and beat up a fucking nurse.
 
Utah has a serious hate-boner for alcohol.
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@Zincy
 
And it is also a state nestled between two that have voted to allow weed. Maybe it’ll get inundated with potheads ahahaha, ironic justice if that were to happen.
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