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Weaksauce
Back in highschool had a dream where my friends and I had to slay a monster, then dig for treasure in a desert with three inch long pickaxes
One of my teachers confiscated all the gold because, and I quote “I have to pay the congressmen”
When I refused to hand over my share, she tossed metossed me out of her car, and I somehow ended up in Manhattan
I ran into the school janitor, and we trekked back home together, but we were slowly vanishing so we stopped every few miles for magical ice cream that replenished out bodies from disappearing
....
I wish I could say I made that up
Dark lord of the sith
Weaksauce
Back in highschool had a dream where my friends and I had to slay a monster, then dig for treasure in a desert with three inch long pickaxes
One of my teachers confiscated all the gold because, and I quote “I have to pay the congressmen”
When I refused to hand over my share, she tossed me
I ran into the school janitor, and we trekked back home together, but we were slowly vanishing so we stopped every few miles for magical ice cream that replenished out bodies from disappearing
....
I wish I could say I made that up