The Troubles of a/n ...

Thread for posting about your troubles in this format. I’ll go first:
 
 
The Troubles of an Aponty: I can’t find my pants. Wat do?

Use a shirt for pants instead.

The Troubles of a Background Pony: I clicked “post anonymously” and it blanked out my name. I don’t even know who I am anymore. Oh, woe.

@Background Pony #693C  
You need to rediscover your identity. Try looking in a dumpster.

Troubles of a grad student: my advisor yelled at me for something that I feel was his fault more than mine. Wat do.

@Aponty
 
Take his shirt. Wear it as pants.
 
Then steal his name.

@Aponty  
Fire usually helps.

Okay, I am now wearing his shirt over the top of the shirt I was already wearing as pants. I lit it on fire for a little while but that became painful once the synthetic fibers started melting.

Apply cold water to the burned area  
Troubles of a Mushroomhead music lover; Other music artists are getting more exposure than Mushroomhead deserves.