Vent thread

Religion is privilege.

Just found out that said black girl likes her drink too.
 
Oh yea, me and her are going to get along nicely.

These pages were out of whack.

Mark Zuckerberg can still suck my big fat cock.

@Count Adramélekh Sear 🎸  
Do you want that?

@Count Adramélekh Sear 🎸  
And I thought it was bad when I got my fingers stuck in the mouth one of those Cabbage Patch dolls you feed plastic food.

 
Great, I’m traumatized.

I was chastised recently because my cats name is Blitz Krieg.
 
I mean, I get it, the Blitz and all that. But, at the same time, fuck you I’ll name my cat whatever the fuck I want.

@Zincy  
True, but it sounds a bit “heavy” for a cat name.

@PonyPon
 
There is a story behind it.
 
When he was first born, we thought he was a girl. So we named him Blitz because he was the first one to run around. But, when we learned he was a boy, we added the “Krieg” as a last name to make him more masculine sounding.
 
So, he goes by Blitz, but his full name is Blitz Krieg.

@Zincy  
Okay.
 
I was gonna say it sounds like a dog name, but that origin story makes sense.

@PonyPon
 
One of the first things the little bastard did was scale an entire gate, and escape the room he was in. Literally nothing could stop him.
 
Even when we shut the door he’d just crawl under it.
 
Hence the name “blitz”.

Some random group of gen-z high schoolers insulted my long hair and called me “Gay Jesus”.
 
Bet them asses be listening to some meth rap or other shit.

@Count Adramélekh Sear 🎸  
I get the jesus thing for my hair all the time.
 
Lmao meth rap. I hope that’s a thing

@Count Adramélekh Sear 🎸  
I’m losing my shit. I actually found someone named Kid Pseudofed  
https://youtu.be/R1TJ3yUeRA0

@Lawrence Alpaca  

 
Again, it’s the previous owners who put the 18” wheels on my car, not me.

@Badheart  

 
Especially if you’re a high-ranking Catholic or Mormon.

Damn GIFsound is getting decimated. First Imgur blocked the site so you can’t link images from there to it now, and now WMG and UMG are being little copyright bitches again and blocking embeds of songs, so it’s been completely trashed.

@lonewolf  
I’m an ex-Imgurian refugee moved to ImageShack and should this site I’m currently in falls upon these copyright BS, I can no longer link good stuff to this site and the rest of other sites.

@Count Adramélekh Sear 🎸  
I already quit Imageshit and Peebucket a long time ago after they went pay only. And now Tinypic is gone which I had probably a couple thousand images uploaded to.

@lonewolf  
So what do you use now? I’m looking for a new image host website.

catbox.moe

@TheMagpulPone  
I use sta.sh on DeviantArt.

I get home to a sweaty brown hand smacking the front door demanding $240, here I am on the shitter with a busted ass fridge in the next room.
 
I swear  
🔫😬💓 can’t handle this BS
 
Everyone’s out to kill me.

I need to get some money pouring out my ass from thin air or I’m up bim fuck river without a paddle.