Vent thread

@MagpulPony  
Oh great, another Banana Cultist.

@Selaphiel  
I knew that would summon you.

@MagpulPony  
He made me not like him due to his obsession with hatred and misanthropy.

@Selaphiel  

Being floridan, I’m more of an orange guy.

Today did start decently, it just took a nosedive hard into a ditch.
 
Oh well, a good day to avoid discord.

@Prince Areo  
Some Dragon Ball YouTuber who mostly played Xenoverse 2.

@Selaphiel  
Well if you don’t like people then. ..
 
What’s your favorite animal?
 
I love cats. They’re little greedy cowards that don’t give any fucks, and they enslaved the most resourceful animal on the planet.

@LightningBolt  

 
I can think of more than a few people like that.

The UK’s been getting battered by storms all week :x

@Ninji  
His favorite animal is the pomegranate. Come on, son.

You can go out of your way to talk about things you like to the exact same effect.
 
“I hate Doom 3” vs “I love Doom 1-2”
 
I dont hate Doom 3 btw, but I spend all my time playing Doom 2 mods

@MagpulPony  
Wtf is a pomegranate. ..
 
Edit: Oh my bad. It’s a flavor of blunt wrap.

@Ninji  

@WyrmSpawN  
Looks like something a Shaman would smear on your forhead to cure erectile dysfunction.

Sheesh, what a day….
 
My mom calls me up and asks if I wanna have pizza. Who’s gonna turn down a free meal? So, we end up going to Pizza Hut and that was the WORST Decision! We get there and one of the hostesses scream “_OH MY GOD! ALL THESE PEOPLE SHOWED UP ALL AT ONCE!!” we look around and at an empty restaurant like “What people?” We get sat down and a cook has to get our drinks, while a while after an employee who came in after us got his and his company’s.
 
Doesn’t end there. The manager comes in, starts screaming and squeaking his shoes! The staff is dicking around, Coffee comes around after 8 minutes after asking for it semi-warm. the waitress sits too other people, finally gets to us and our order. After some more time, get the wrong order. Our pizza’s just sitting there and she’s screwing around with others and yells “I’ll stick a spatula up your ass!” My drink hovers around empty while she walks by 3. She finally asks if I want another, after I have to physically make eye contact and she doesn’t even throw how and add new ice. After about 3 minutes she shows up with a bread stick to-go box and the check pretty much a “Get the hell out” tone in her voice. When my mom goes to pay, she throws out the receipt with the survey code on it, she knew we were going to.
 
So then, we’re cranky, I’m pacing back and forth and so my mom’s like “want ice cream.” So we hope in the car to Baskin Robbin’s. We drive by and the place looked empty, like it was closed. So as we’re pulling away we see this guy and a little girl and my mom’s like “She’s gonna be so sad when she finds out.” So I’m watching to see what happens, and they walk in! I was like “Okay… that’s kind of sketch…” I’m thinking it might be the manager going in after hours with his daughter. Ironically it turned out they’re not closed till much later and people start getting drive-thu and we just went to the Denny’s. So we’re laughing at the fact we thought the girl was gonna be disappointed, but could have gone there and just didn’t bother looking. We got our ice-cream. I got a milkshake, and there was a lot of shake!
 
Now I’m just gonna sit with the cat and relax.

@WyrmSpawN  
Grapes are better IMO

@Myoozik  
Onions are the best

I have lost all respect for the W.H.O.

I dreamt I decapitated Jesus Christ before I got run over by a random dilapidated Honda Civic.

Here comes 2020
 
FUCK!
 
Things will only get crappier…

2020 has been an emotional rollercoaster to me to which I didn’t expect happening like ever, while there’s been a lot of joyfulness it has also been quite stressing.
 
I hope things sort out for the best though.

@Princess Trixie vi Equestria  
2020 has been the start of my own personal nightmare.

@Ninji  
Ever smelled an onion’s ass?

I fucking hate end of the world dreams.
 
My subconscious is a bastard.