Vent thread

someguy111
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@Zincy  
This is why I hate the concept of states. It’s incredibly unfair how people can be denied freedoms and even be severely punished for things that are perfectly legal the next state over. As if people from Michigan are not able to handle marijuana but people from Colorado are…just because they are from Colorado. Or how people in NJ and OR are too dumb to handle pumping their own gas because it’s not safe but according to 48 other states it’s totally safe. This is just lunacy and oppression by way of corruption and strategies for more money/political power for these asshat politicians.
 
Speaking of asshat, it’s used to be illegal to swear in front of a woman or minors in my state so I would have never been able to use explicatives to, for example, enhance the severity of a situation. I would never get to swear like everyone else in every other state making me basically isolated from a part of society (face it, swearing is just something people do no matter where they live). Also fun fact: it is STILL a serious crime (thanks to our governor refusing to take it off the books because he wants the approval of his fellow conservatives) to commit a crime while having sex. In this state when it was illegal to swear it used to be technically a crime to yell out something like “fuck yes!” while having sex with your wife, and I say wife because sex outside of marriage is pretty much a crime here too. Such a horrible “crime” could therefore be punished by LIFE IN PRISON. No I am not kidding. The man would be torn away from his wife and children and be forced to live in a cage where he is raped and beaten on a daily basis for the rest of his miserable life. Meanwhile people in Ohio or Illinois could yell out “fuck yes!” all day long while having sex and go about their happy lives. Laws like this are absolutely horrible and a complete slap in the face to the freedom so many fought and died for. All because a bunch of angry old white men just decided it to be so because they personally don’t like the idea of foul language.
neutralgrey
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@someguy111  
It’s funny, conservatives love to claim that they stand for freedom but we all know that’s bullshit. All they want to do is tell people to live by “God’s Law” which is their bigoted cherry picked interpretation of the Bible. You know it’s also a sin to eat shellfish and shave in the bible? Don’t see any laws banning those.
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Ok so there is this one really annoying fucker in my school who keeps acting really annoying and stupid to a lot of people.
 
He hardly does any work in any of the classes he is in, can’t seem to take other peoples opinions and keeps being rude to the teachers, keep trying to make himself the center of attention, never seems ot shut up about his political views (Yes we get it, you wanted Scotland to be independent, can you shut up about it please?), and he keeps trying to touch me and feel me up (he even tries to touch my nipples a few times. I swear he is gonna end up on a sex offenders ist or something.)
Kirb
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@Kirb
And I thought Canada is a pretty liberal country.
Which city are you in?
Near Toronto. But this was just some guy who was recording at the studio.  
@Zincy
I’ve hear Virginia is fucked up.
You have no idea. Charlottesville is alright, though, but that’s because it’s pretty much LGBT Central in the middle of Hickville all around.
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Gayest hand in the west
My internet is out again. This is the third time it’s happened in a week. Why the fuck am I paying these people?
Spritejunkee
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@Kirb  
Punch them in the face.
 
@ice1517  
>I punched him in the face once  
>few years ago
 
No, that doesn’t count, Do it again. Leave him crying on the floor holding his nose and then press the sole of your shoe onto his face. Show him that you are not to be fucked with. Make his entire family fear your very existence.
 
Piss in his mouth non-sexually.
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While i’m here again beacuse my uncle can’t pay the internet and must use the library, fuck trying to get a job with no prior experience.
 
I’ve lost count of how many times I applied to places and the only things i’ve gotten out of it are three interviews and  
two candidate assessments that weren’t bot generated and sent but where sent by a real human.
 
So far nothing from Mcdonald’s or Tim hortons, and still nothing from any positions I applied to at Walmart, Home Depot or, Loblaws.
Kirb
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@Spritejunkee  
They’re clients at the studio where I work, so I’d be fired if I did that, because “the customer is always right” and all.
 
@warc9  
It was some gangster rapper type of guy, so yeah :P
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