Vent thread

Too shy to make a response I guess.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Your morning is my night time.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
You don’t have a gun..

@MagpulPony  
If only I had.
 
So I’d had to come up with some alternatives to make my “what supposed to be a wonderful” blokehead morning wonderful again.

None of us have guns.
 
@MagpulPony  
Right Magpul?

@Badheart  
Of course.

Come out, Come out, wherever you are.
 
Sitting around this chair on this place lyin’ in wait just to see if any sorts of actions would take place soon.

You don’t make me held my fat boy upstairs as a hostage.

Ragweed is scientific proof there’s a God who hates me.
 
The price I pay for cold weather.
 
I am a large man who overheats easy.

@Badheart  

@Badheart & @Beau Skunky  
We had 65° yesterday, today we got 6” of snow, and tomorrow it’s supposed to be in the 60’s again.
 
Like it’s the freaking end times.

I’m scared my power will get zapped.
 
No electricity sucks.

@Badheart  
Start unplugging things and turning off the lights so your outlets or circuitry won’t get fried.

@Myoozik  
Don’t multi-socket surge protectors help?

@Beau Skunky  
They do

It’s not a real “Count Sear Meltdown” if I don’t get banned for a day or two.
 
Whooves, the green light is yours.

Don’t make me ankle pick you within the next 100 minutes.

My mom has a way of hitting me with truth bombs that hurt like hell and now I feel like shit.

Well, a relative from LA went on a trip and is now complaining that she’s “bored and there’s nothing to do”.
 
I know they drink a lot, but how damn clueless can they possibly be to not notice what’s been going on?

I’m screwed 💓

I shattered someone’s window with a rock while buying health supplies because of Derpy Whooves.
 
 
I feel better right now.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
I just used my hand

It’s like I’m mentally incapable of doing much more than trudging along.
 
Like a machine that never gets oiled, I’m hoping one day I’ll break down enough that someone, anyone will tell me i can stop.
 
^{This was on the wrong vent thread. How embarrassing.}

Okay, one minor annoyance:
 
What is with all the replaying of that cat litter ad on youtube?
 
(I was watching on a tv, not sure if there is an ad-blocking/removal app I can apply)