Vent thread

@tehwatever  
Mother Nature made men physically strong but gave them a such critical weak spot to balance it out.
 
Also:  
‪There’s a special place in hell for Men and Boys who don’t respect the “No hitting below the belt” rule.‬
 
(Unless it’s done in self-defense against crazy/murderous bastards).
 
For Women it’s more of a case by case thing.

@CaptainXtra  

 
There’s a good chance you’re getting punched, and it’s gonna hurt a lot worse.
 
Kicking someone in the testicles is usually suicide.

Police investigate North Reynolds drive-by shooting
 

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
Well shit, that’s no good

one of my cousins just died.

@Bladex  
Im sorry to hear that, my condolences.

@Bladex  
I’m sorry to hear that

my family’s in hysterics, I am feeling more dead than ever, and I dont know what my brother is feeling

@Bladex  
Oh, I am so sorry. :( hugs

Testicular trauma also causes intense nausea. Which can distort their senses like their eyes being unable to focus.
 
Balls are slippery and swing around, and you have to risk your balence or get under the enemy males torso.
 
If a girl is on the ground to a male assailant she may stomp and kick into the nuts, and do anything to get up and away from his upper body. Pepper spray is wonderful.

My chest feels weird this is some nasty heartburn

@Bladex  
Aww. I’m so sorry for your loss.

That thunder is way too long. I want to draw, dammit

I think I hurt my back from sleeping in an awkward position last night… It’s not like excruciating pain or anything, just a little irritating.

@Jarkes  
When I drink i sometimes injure my neck or arm sleeping improperly.

@Jarkes  
That’s been happening to me for the last few years. Welcome to your late-20s/early-30s.

Last night I dreamt that my testicles got caught on a rusty nail while trying to squeeze past a pair of bookshelves. I don’t know how because I was still wearing pants in the dream. Fucking dream logic right?
 
Anyway, It was the most agony I’ve ever experienced in a dream. You ever had one of those dreams where you swear the pain was real?
 
I have never had a sexy dream in my life but I’ll get dreams about being stabbed in the eye by a doctor while I’m strapped to a Gurny unable to move. I’ll dream about getting my throat torn out by a zombie and bleeding to death and now I can add testicular trauma via rusty nails to my dream diary. Just once I’d like a pleasant dream that I Can actually remember.

Sleeping in the woods one night I dreamed about this strange anime man, he sent me through a portal to Hell and it was painful. When I woke up I heard a dog next to me, nothing was there.
 
Later I learned that a dog was buried right outside my cabin.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
Weird things happen in the woods. Don’t become one of the missing.

@MagpulPony  
Weird part is it was a static portal and I got electrocuted.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
There are over 1,100 people that have disappeared in National parks and forests. Those are the people that were never found. No bodies, no belongings, not even a scent picked up by SAR dogs. Just gone.

@MagpulPony  
It’s called wildlife.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
You could at least find a gnawed corpse if it was wildlife.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
Maybe. Maybe not. Wildlife can’t hide scent from SAR tracker dogs. Yet that seems to happen a lot. Among other weird occurrences.

@MagpulPony  
In Big Bear I was attacked by a mountain lion, my own father left me for dead.