Vent thread

@Dex Stewart  
My dog scratched my truck.

@MagpulPony  
How the ass did your dog scratch a truck? Like,paw at it aggressively?  
My friend’s car had bite marks on the back of it,thanks to a persistent car chasing dog.

@Dex Stewart  
The same way James Hetfield got his ass kicked by Dave.

@Dex Stewart  
She jumped up on the door.

@MagpulPony  
I see those scratch marks as a badge of honor.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
Usually you get those off roading.

I hate being surrounded by Mexicans, it’s like I’m from another planet.
 
@MagpulPony  
You better have dog scratches on your truck!
 
What are you? One of those transgender cat guys?

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
The side above the rear tire is scratched too.

@MagpulPony  
This is beautiful!
 
The well trained eye will know those are the claw marks of a full size German Shepherd.

Well my job burdens me with bedbugs, super isolation in the dark and a good few people like to miss the toilets. No AC and we ain’t got proper snow removing equipment. I work in the Blizzards I’m a one person cleaning team. All by myself out in the darkness in a tiny building where I keep getting paranoid when outside. [literally saw a floating red eye in the woods last winter followed by weird howling sounds. And then there’s the day workers who bloody forget to tie trash bags to the outside bins and the bags just fly away in the wind not to mention some people fill the bins with literal piss. Despite this little pandemic we get a ton of folk regardless.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
It’s got far larger imperfections on the back from my mother backing it into a pole, so I don’t really care.

@GothArts  
Aside from the cleaning, I wouldn’t mind that. Just carry a Glock and stay in isolation. There are very strange things in the woods though, stay out of there.

@MagpulPony  
About that…. No weapons at work. Only protection we get is the highway patrol[visits the stops to check on us] and the crazily stronger than a bunker backroom doors.

@GothArts  
That’s beyond stupid, especially if you’re as isolated as it sounds. What state is it in?

@MagpulPony  
Good ol Ohio.

@GothArts  
I dunno, if it’s that isolated, given that it’s Ohio, I’d just get a conceal carry permit and carry anyway. Better to risk getting fired than be paranoid every night because of a rule that clearly does not have your best interest in mind.

Whoever won’t let their workers protect themselves should be slowly put through a meat grinder.

Thanks for somehow feeling sympathy for me.  
All I am is a person who draws broods and tells everyone about how twisted and dark the lore is.
 
I’d love to do a commission sometime, provides me with fun.

@GothArts  
Like I said, lots of weird unexplainable things in the woods and middle of nowhere out there.

@MagpulPony  
It’s mostly wildlife and ball lightning.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
Some of it is. Some of it, not so much.

@MagpulPony  
I’ve seen the dumbest things when my nuts got big, it always turned out to be something silly.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
You should check out Missing 411

@MagpulPony  
Bigfoot? Nope.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
It’s not a Bigfoot thing.