Weird Shit That You Do Thread

I’ve never seen Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure…

@YetAnotherBrony  
I think we all know it.

@SquiggyBomb  
You must remedy this.

@gasmaskangel  
I know.

@SquiggyBomb  
I haven’t either.

@SquiggyBomb
 
Wtf is that.

When I put food in the food bank collection bin, I stash a box of condoms amidst the cans and boxes. The implication should be clear.

@DanielTepesKraus  
edible condoms?

@poiuj1  
One time.

Sometimes I have dreams and they come true. Problem is that when my life is so bland and mundane it’s hardly worth jack shit and my dreams are so standard it’s hard to tell what’s real and what isn’t anyways.

@StinkomanFan  
Lately, most my nightmares end up coming true. I guess that means my subconscious has some pretty rational fears.

I sometimes find myself typing to the rhythm of a song that I’m listening too. Hell I’m doing it right now.

@SquiggyBomb  
I do that too.
 
Though it usually causes me to end up with an assload of typos i have to correct.

@DanielTepesKraus  
That is pretty rude.

@SquiggyBomb  
Whenever I listen to music and type at the same time, sometimes I end up accidentally typing the song’s lyrics instead of what I intend to type.

I think there is such a thing as too much pony, because I’ve started imagining pony-based music videos or ponies singing the songs I’m listening to.
 
This song? Vinyl at one of her raves.
 
This song? Discord and Celestia singing together.
 
This song? Luna singing it on a balcony late one night, when nopony else is around, or even awake.

I sometimes masturbate prone.

@lwut  

 
I do that too. Face down, head covered by pillow.

@YetAnotherBrony
 
Is that physically possible??

@QuasarNova  

 
It is for me. I have to change my underwear afterward, but it works.

@YetAnotherBrony
 
Dude! Are you a Chinese acrobat?

@QuasarNova  

 
Er, no? I lay on my stomach and get to work. I don’t see what’s so crazy about that.

@YetAnotherBrony
 
I honestly can’t imagine how you make it work

@QuasarNova  

 
Maybe it’s because I have a soft mattress? I don’t know.

@YetAnotherBrony
 
Then you must be a descendant from s Chinese acrobat.