Weird Shit That You Do Thread

@Artcast Nyans
 
High five. Same… most of the time at least

Sometimes I’ll just look at my boyfriend and think “how did a introvert like me attract such an outgoing, Aerocrombie model-esque man?”
 
@Artcast Nyans
 
I do that too; don’t feel weird. :P

@And Brother I Hurt People  
@QuasarNova  
Yay, I’m not alone. c: And to Brother, I’m an introvert too.

@Artcast Nyans  
I never watched the show. I just can’t handle the cartoon and the songs.

I always politely thank my coffee maker each and every time I brew a pot. That’s my contingency plan for when the machines take over; hopefully my coffee pot will remember my kindness and give me a head-start before the uprising begins.
 
My toaster on the other hand can fuck right off, the asshole.

@DanielTepesKraus  
That’s toasters for you.  

Sometimes I try to speak in Spanish or insert Spanish words/phrases into my sentences to mess with my little sister.

When I eat an orange or similar citrus fruits (usually clementines), I eat all the skin off the sides of the wedge first, and then I eat the juicy pulp.

I tend to say too many personal things which tend to contradict my usernames acronym

I cause arguments for no reason lots of times.
 
Contradicting people is fun.  
And they deserve it.
 
I get near sexual pleasure out of being ornery.

@Whatevs  
You may just be a bastard. Its ok though, being a bastard is no where near the debilitating social disease it was in a fictional past that never existed.

@Whatevs
 
And surprisingly, I may be on of the few that actually likes you… It’s a fun strange little world we live in…

@QuasarNova  
Well that makes me feel bad
 
 
@gasmaskangel  
I’m chaotic neutral and I love it

@Whatevs  
I like you and hate you in the same time c:

@Whatevs  
You know, when there are stabbings at Role Playing Games it isn’t because of Satan, it is probably because some one justified being That Guy by claiming his character is chaotic neutral.

@gasmaskangel  

 
And this is where the Chaotic Stupid alignment comes from. Funnily enough, there’s also its opposite, Lawful Stupid (also known as “that one ridiculously anal paladin in your group who puts the law above such petty things like reason. Or logic. Or common sense.”)

@YetAnotherBrony  
Fun fact: Lawful stupid is the most common cause of bludgeonings at a D&D game.
 
And Fish-malks are the most common cause of immolations at VTM games.

Whenever I get the soundtrack to the game, I always scroll down until I find the game over screen theme. It’s always after the battle theme of like, the third or fourth boss, and it always makes me wonder if that is the boss the developers were like “Yep, this is the boss that they’re going to have so much trouble against”.

@Background Pony  
I always thought most people do that.

Whenever I hear a silly word or phrase that really strikes me as absurd, it gets stuck in my head the same way a catchy song would. For example, the Game Grumps are playing Pokemon Fire Red, and they named a Geodude “TurntSNACO”, so now that name randomly pops into my head when I have an idle thought.
 
A similar thing seems to happen when I’m watching a show, but only half paying attention to it. I get so many random Futurama quotes popping into my head, while I’m doing tedious things.

I always run whenever I decide to go somewhere in my house even if it is just to go to or from the toilet.  
And I always run on stairs no mater where I am.

My maladaptive daydreaming has always caused me to pace to different rooms for no goddamn reason. I don’t know why I went to a particular room in the first place half the time. Or sometimes I’ll just stay in bed for an extra 1-2 hours daydreaming.

@Jackpot
 
Welcome to my weekends, and days at work when there’s nothing to do.

 

 
I jack off in tubs of lard and mayonaise, while watching Breaking Bad and Doctor Who at the same time, using my feet to eat a sandwich, with my head being the camera from the Bourne Identity movies.

@CrashSucksMariosaGOD  
 
Well that’s enough reading for me.