Weird Shit That You Do Thread

@QuasarNova
 
Oh wow xD Yay! Daydreaming/imaginative buddy!
 
When I learned of an actual term for this, I was astonished. I basically thought, “Wow. So I’m NOT alone.”

@Number1pegasus  
but duuuudue  
jacking off  
mayonaise  
doctor who  
BOURNE IDENTITY  
its everything anyones evr wanted, bby.

when i try to imagine complicated stuff i ned to be moving, walking makes it sem vivid, but if i run the mental images becomes increasinlgy vivid.
 
im unable to masturbate standing or while sitting, i need to lay down, atleast most of my body, in order to masturbate.
 
i do crossovers with anything that im interested into, sometimes imagine RD singing eminem songs, i cant help it.
 
dispite my main language being spanish, i always talk to myself in english, for some reason i prefer english over spanish, which is why it bothers me to meet spanish gamers.
 
while im in college or when i was in school, the fastest way to make time fly was to imagine porn, so i came up with all kids of sexual images, if i was able to draw i would probably had up to 100 images of said ideas.
 
i like to imagine im shooting different types of guns when im alone.
 
i love the sound that guns do when they are reloaded, and the animation in videogames, which is why i shoot them and reload them for no apparent reason (only in fps, since its the only genre where the gun can be completely seen) my dream is actually to own a gun, so i can reload it from time to time for fun, it has to be a revolver.

@twistedmetalero  
>i do crossovers with anything im interested in  
omg r u cartuunezluvahsex-teen?  
OMG SIGN MEH AUTUGRAPHISTICMA I FUCKIN LUV U R WOOORK
 

 
(crashsucksmariosagod posted this, i’m gonna use this each time I post anonomously)

@Background Pony
 
 
nah, when i do the crossovers is mostly videogames, like max payne 3, metro 2033, ss3, but never draw the (i wish so those images would stop haunting me)

@twistedmetalero  
haha, i do crossovers too

@Jackpot  
I do the daydreaming thing too.

I cannot go to the bathroom with my glasses on for some reason.

@Too_Offensive  

 
Ok, I tried this, and now for some reason I don’t want to stop. Should I stop?

@Grieffon  
Why should you?

@Itsthinking  
It may become a problem if I get too used to it and become unable to sleep with one. Imagine when I get a girlfriend or have to share a room with someone else…

@Grieffon  
Yeah, might be an issue. Maybe just use a regular pillow?

I cannot poop with clothes on. I just fucking can’t.

@Background Pony  
Which means I have to be entirely naked to do so, not that I like to crap my pants..
 
 
It’s why I hate pooping in public places.

@Background Pony  

 
I knew a guy who couldn’t poop while wearing a shirt properly. He always had to take an arm out of a sleeve and have the rest of the shirt hang off of one shoulder before he could poop.

I used to pour a bunch of salt in soda and drink it anyways

I Wipe vigorously…
 
…until I see blood…

I still feel the Portal/Assassin’s Creed effect

i like to bite the skin out of the inside of my mouth, specially when it bleeds.
 
to say the least, my mouth hasnt fully healed in about 9 years more or less.

@XxMobianEquinexX  

 
You may want to see a professional about that. Feces contain lots of bacteria that could get into the cuts and scrapes you give yourself with toilet paper.
 
If you don’t think you can wipe well enough with plain toilet paper, try moist wipes. Yes, they’re used mostly for infants, but nobody ever said you can’t use them for your own personal hygiene.

@YetAnotherBrony  
^ This. I never wipe without dribbling a little witch hazel onto my toilet paper. Since then, I’ve never had to worry about poopy butt.

@YetAnotherBrony  
I, for whatever reason, like to remove my shirt when I’m on the can. Also, my husband removes his pants and underwear entirely (rather than just leaving them around the ankles) when he poops.
 
It seems like there’s enough weird pooping behaviors to start a new thread.

Also, whenever I see that a user’s name has been changed to include the word Duck (Siduckovich, etc), I sit back and giggle like an idiot while I try to imagine specifically what they did to get banned.
 
It’s particularly funny when I spot it on an innocuous comment that lends no hint to why they were banned, as it somehow lends to the hilarity since I don’t know why they were banned but just were.

sometimes in public places, i tend to be paranoid and think there is gonna be a roberry or an accident, or a shootout, so the first thing i do is look for safe places discretely (like near a wall) and plan what to do if it happens.

@twistedmetalero  
This.