Weird Shit That You Do Thread

@And Brother I Hurt People  
You’d hate the attic in my grandma’s old house. Dead, desiccated bees, flies and wasps scattered all over the floor. She never bothered to get rid of ‘em herself IIRC.
 
 
@Background Pony  
can’t help but wonder if that actually helps overmuch…

When using a public toilet I hover myself over the bowl, point my “water bottle” down into the bowl and don’t sit down because if I sit down the tip of my “water bottle” gets squashed against the front of the bowl or hangs out.
 
I can’t trust the cleanliness of public toilets.
 
Don’t worry I never miss when dropping “logs”.

@PwnyPony
 
whats with the eufemisms?

@twistedmetalero  
This thread doesn’t say [nsfw]
 
@twistedmetalero  
I also do this.

@PwnyPony
 
well considering how some answers touch the boundaries of nsfw.

I do sometimes a random sounds. Also I screech with my vocal cords while inhaling when no one is around.

@PwnyPony  
People have stated which is their wanking hand. It’s already New South Wales, probably.

I’ve wanted to know what it feels like to put my [ REDACTED ] inside a [ REDACTED ] while there are two six finger midgets [ REDACTED ] my [ REDACTED ] at the back of a shopping mall.

@QuasarNova
 
i have done that
 
dont doit unless you want people tracking your position every 10 minutes

I sometimes sniff new foods before I eat it.

I do the same, but with cars. And I’m sure I’m not alone on that one.

Sometimes I just spontaneously start over thinking some really mundane attribute about a show or what have you and can’t stop obsessing over it for like an hour.
 
Just today I got thinking, if nudity is okay in Equestria, then what happens if a stallion gets a boner in public? Is it treated with disgust like if you’re pitching a tent in your pants, or is it no different than simply blushing?
 
Yesterday I was wondering if, in the Metal Gear Rising universe, if there is a cyborg aisle in Wal-mart. You go down there and there’s oil, polish, decorative decals, replacement motors for those little metal things that click over their faces, whatever tool is needed for tightening those little bolt things on their heads, etc.

@DanielTepesKraus  
That stuff would probably have a new aisle in the pharmacy. Also they’d probably sell latext covers that look like skin for cyborgs like george with parts that are less human like.

Recycle EVERYTHING (and then punch everyone who doesn’t adhere to my impossibly staggering standards, especially if they’re employees.)

I remember ever mistake I have ever made. Ever.

 
If you are going to be there for a while, get comfortable.

@poiuj1  

 
I have the exact same problem. It used get to the point that I’d be paralyzed with the fear of failure.

I skim through explicit images while listening to “Clair De Lune”.

Disappear. People loose track of me, then are startled when they nearly walk into me. Another feature of this is that I can also be right next to a person and scare the shit out of them by speaking.
 
I have to say most things 2-3 times because my vocal range is about a meter.

@poiuj1  
Hi, Kellam.

@Solitude  
lol. im not tall and all im past the point of pretending my social awkwardness is cool.
 
i guess another wired thing i do is overstate how weird i am, probably just garden variety insecurity blown out of proportion.
 
On that note: Do I come across as the pretentious asshole I feel like when I comment here?

@poiuj1  

 
Not really. You’d have to really work to sound pretentious on the Internet, since you can’t convey tone or body language.

I speak to myself constantly when I’m all alone.

@HeroInferno
 
thats not weird, i do it too, in english.

@HeroInferno  
Join the Crazy club.

@HeroInferno
 
Same.
 
I think I express my ideas better when talking out loud.