Random-Rambling
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I’m right handed, but I masturbate with my left hand.
_I’m…Too Much Information Man, Too Much Information Man!
_I’m…Too Much Information Man, Too Much Information Man!
I sometimes stick a googly eye to my eye patch, look in the mirror, and cry.
I chew the inside of my mouth, biting off little bits of skin with my incisors and canines. Sometimes I overdo it until I taste blood. I’ve been so stressed lately, I’ve started doing it really badly in my sleep; bloodying the sides with my molars, grinding and knocking my teeth till they feel crooked, and I bit the tip of my tongue so hard, its formed a little nub. I’m thinking about getting an adult-sized pacifier to help with that.Also, sometimes I get aroused from getting hit on purpose in a video game.
Sometimes I’ll order a pizza to the neighbor’s house for them to reject (I always get anchovies, so no one wants it). Then I’ll wait for the pissed off pizza guy to be leaving and I’ll yell to him “Hey! Didn’t they want their pizza?” and offer to buy it.Sometimes I get a bit of a discount, but every time I make friends with a pizza delivery guy.
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