"What the fuck is this?" Thread (WARNING:NSFW)

This thread is your source for “What the fuck is this?” moments. To start off with something from the Borderlands GOTY map 
What the fuck is this robot thing in the picture? I don’t care about spoilers.
 
 

I’m going to get a loooooooot of mileage out of this thread.  
 
 

@MonsterDiscord  
 
FTFY.  
You mean the thing at the bottom, yes? With the long neck? That’s a guardian. Also why is that map nearly upside down? Also also showing that image is a spoiler in it’s own right since it spoils the final boss.

@Solitude  
Yeah I don’t know why it’s on the map of the GOTY version

@Solitude  
Also I had to take the picture in a weird angle

@MonsterDiscord  
Because they show up near the Vault. Kinda like how those old sea-maps had dragons and stuff on them.

 
I expect great things from this thread

I managed to dig this up from my uploads.
 

 
Explaining won’t help.

@DanielTepesKraus  
A backwards severed face mask?

@And Brother I Hurt People  
So is Dani saying… is she saying…  
She’d like to nail Jesus?
 
Which reminds me of a joke. Jesus Christ walks into an inn, hands the innkeeper three nails, and asks “can you put me up for the night?”
 
Also, who’s old enough to understand this reference?  

@DanielTepesKraus
 
I’m not. :P

@DanielTepesKraus  
Melies’ A Trip to the Moon?

@And Brother I Hurt People  
@Herrpface  
It’s from The Honeymooners, a show from the 50’s. Ralph would get into an argument with his wife Alice and casually threaten to beat her. See for yourself. And she’d just roll her eyes because she knew he was completely full of shit.

@And Brother I Hurt People  
The fuck?

Meanwhile, on Google Maps…