Who are you? And what do you want?

Think hard about this, as I’m curious to see what you say. Tis very simple, but complex. :3
 
And again, I don’t have a problem. <_<

I am the first to reply to this thread, and I want to post my reply.

I am D.M.Howard, And i want to get good enough to put my stories into a format where they can be readily accessed and enjoyed by others,

I’m a guy with a chip on his shoulder.
 
And I want ice cream.

I am guy, and I want your monies.

I am Mechagodzilla I mean, I am perfectly normal male human meat creature, and all I want is to have some fucking fun. Really, that’s all I want out of life. I want to have a good time, mostly by writing.

I’m always right
 
And I want to prove it

I am Princess Moles- Celestia.
 
And I want some attention…please? I’ll give you a cookie.

I’m a pokemon. What does it seem like.

@igotnopicks  
Huh. And all this time I thought you were a digimon.

I am God, and I wish to punish the weak.

I am a shadow, the true self

@AppleJackFrost  
Snrrk.

I am a Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 Series 800 Terminator, and i want your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

@PaskaNaakka  
I can give you an Iron Maiden tshirt, my left sock and a moped. Sorry, but another one of you was just in here and that’s all he left me with.

I’m ShamWow and I want to sell you a Vince.

It doesn’t matter who I am.

I am me.
 
And I want to be happy.

I am but a single person in a universe with trillions of other diverse and unique beings.
 
I want to live my life the way I want by making my own decisions. With it’s glorious rewards and harsh consequences whatever they may be.

I am an anonymous internet user
 
And I want everyone to know the full glory of mecha and Jewelpet

Myself. Stuff.

I’m just some guy. And I want to sleep.

@SeraphimDawn  
Then SLEEEEEP!
 
^ you read that in the voice of a pompous red robot

I am Pegasus, And I want to be the very best, that no one ever was!

I’m a snail and I want to get away.