I don’t do RP on MySpace, Facebook, or Live Journal. I generally do a lot of Forum RP, and most of the time that’s very heavily narrative driven.
It’s also made us look down on “illiterate” or “casual” types who don’t put a lot of effort into their stuff. But at the same time, their bumbling, ignorant methodology has lead to a lot of hilarious stuff… Like bacon-flavored Pepsi. Let me show you something from one of these types:
““You approached me, and I was already having a rather talkative day.” Dimitri signals over the waiter, and ignores the look he gives his burns. “I’ll take a cherry Pepsi, large pepperoni and bacon Pepsi….. And spaghetti…””
“Dimitri nods. “Back in Russia, injuries like this were common, and I was still accepted. But here, I just look like an outcast.” His accent thickens around the words Russia, and outcast. “But, I will be fine. It’s not like any of these people bother me… It just gets annoying after awhile.” He scratches his chest, and the shivers slightly. “Why the hell is it so cold in here?””
““Well…. There it depends where you live. I was farther up North, on the eastern coast. I lived in a small, and unknown village on the waters edge. So it was always freezing, and moist. In southern Russia, it is still cold, but there is less snow, and it is warmer.” His accent thickens, and he sighs. “Still not a very nice place. Plus, the communists constantly running around, preaching their ways are very annoying… Then you have the current Tsar, what a jerk.” He takes a break and yawns. “All in all though, only a Russian can understand the beauty of the motherland.”