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I've rewritten this post multiple times, and I just can't make the instructions coherent, so I'll just show you an example.

Person A) Would you rather go skydiving or go cage diving in a shark tank?
Person B) Skydiving. Would you rather stay on the computer all day or sleep all day?
Person C) Sleep. Would you rather…

So on, so forth. There is no "neither"; don't be a pussy. Let's try to keep it relatively PG. I'll start.

Would you rather be too fat or too skinny?
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Whatever I think of first.

Would you rather destroy a beautiful Sand Castle that took all day to make, or make a snow angel all day long?
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Constantly drunk. If anyone tried to get me off meth, those withdrawal pains are going to hurt more than the ones associated with alcohol. Not that either are pleasant.

Would you rather wear nothing but huge sweaters and sweatpants for the rest of your life or short shorts and t-shirts?
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