Would You Rather...

I’ve only started playing Skyrim  
So Skyrim
 
 
Be in the USA in 2077 or in Russia 2013?

Russia 2013. Cause glorious leader
 
Would you rather fly a plane or a boat?

Fly a boat, duh
 
 
Would Rather Have the solution to every problem or have real life cheat codes?

Solution to every problem. Can make the moneys
 
Would you rather be templar or assassin?

Deus Vult Saracen!
 
 
Would rather be a Blood or a Crip?

Crip. Cause I’m a creeeeeeep
 
Would you rather cross the road or eat the chicken?

Popeyes is pretty good
 
 
Would rather be in world full of water and little to no land or in a world full of land and little to no water?

Waterworld! I can emulate my hero Bear Grylls
 
Would you rather trade a rare item or an exotic item?

Exotic… It sounds butter better
 
 
Would rather star in a hit/cult movie or as a regular in a (Emmy Awarded?) amazing Tv show?

Cult movie. And have hipsters build a shrine where they worship me
 
Would you rather be broken or broke?

Broken, I’ll come back
 
 
Would Rather have ^{_{Fluttershy’s voice}} or the Royal Canterlot Voice?

_{^{ROYAL FLUTTERSHY VOICE}}
 
Would you rather be with Pinkie or Cheese sandwich

Ponk
 
Would rather be a brony or a furry?

Brony
 
Would you rather get kicked or punched?

Punched
 
 
Would rather live in a dream or virtual reality?

Dream. All the drugs forever and no addiction
 
Would you rather apply for plumber or janitor?

Janitor  
As fun as it will be to save a princess, I rather torture a Doctor for putting a penny in the doorway
 
 
Would rather make a hit song or a hit video game?

Hit vydia gaim
 
How do you feel after…

@QuasarNova  

Would you rather pretend that didn’t happened or keep reminding me of it?

Pretend what happened?  
Wink wink
 
 
Would rather know what will happen in the future, but not be able to tell other people or know what has happen in the past, but not be able to tell other people?

Future and not being able to tell. Much more fun
 
Would you rather eat rotten fruit or rotten meat?

Fruit
 
 
Would rather have the feeling of always being in heat or never feeling it ever?

Never feeling it. Fuck you Arizona!
 
Would you rather eat your arm or eat your dog?

Dog
 
 
Would rather be an evil hero or a good villain?