Yo Mama Jokes

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As the title say, post your best Yo Mama jokes. (Please don’t take those jokes seriously and make any drama)  
Might as well start off.  
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Yo mama so fat I had a mental image of her and broke my neck.
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Yo mama so poor, she eats Lukewarm Pockets for dinner.
 
Yo mama so ugly, she had to wear a hockey mask at the World Cup.
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Yo mama so stupid she got mad at Australia for not telling her about 9/11 because it was 9/10 there back then.
 
Yo mama so fat she rode a horse and got off a wiener dog.
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