Your favourite one-liner of the day

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Open thread for any kind of one-liner that is going through your head right now. Comments on these are allowed. Only rule is be nice to each other.
 
“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!” French Taunter - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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