Your top misheard song lyrics

Hopefully this topic hasn’t already been covered. (Ok to close if it has, my apologies)
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2IkPd1-XCA
 
Twice as Hard Rock by Black Crowes.
 
This might be the ultimate for me. As a wee small fry I thought it was “twice is hogwash” and continued to sing it like that. Foolish kid I was lol.
 
Also:  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DESeq1QY4Vg
 
Mr. Mister - Kyrie. I thought the chorus was “Kerry Ann lays” once again as a derp little kid hearing it on the family’s radio.
 
And there are more but I can’t think of them off the bat. Those are two major ones though.

Full song is Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix
 
Excuse me while I kiss this guy the sky

@Any Pony
 
I can totally hear that now! Hard to unhear lol.

Bad Moon Rising.
 
AKA “There’s, a bathroom, on the right!”

Now I remember this:
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZttcArNs0g
 
Somehow foolish mini Arky heard “everybody wake John tonight” back in the day despite the very obvious name of the band being Wang Chung.

Every time the radio plays Blinded by the Light I hear ““a little early birdy gave my anus curly whirly[](https://youtu.be/Rpq35wyDi7I?t=2m7s) and then there’s the chorus “wrapped up like a douche, another boner in the night.”

@kleptomage
 
Haha hard to unhear that now.

@ArkyNoid  
I used to hear that damn song twice a night.
 
Here’s a mondegreen from Opeth:
 
I hear the baying of the hounds  
In the distance I hear them devouring  
Best made tacos of the earth  
Diabolical beans!

@kleptomage
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRvpsW_oqdc
 
INXS, Elegantly wasted.
 
Hearing this on the radio, I thought the chorus (first at about the 50 second mark) was “I never gettin’ wasted.” Hey sobriety in a song! Kinda the opposite of the song’s title but eh I didn’t realize it lol.

@ArkyNoid  
It really does sound like that.