You're Banned!

Banned because  

banned because you aren’t human yet

Band because he already is.

Banned Because EXTERMINATE, ANNIHILATE, DESTROY.

Banned because  

banned because you got me there

Banned and get rekt

Banned because you need a reason to ban someone. And get rekt, scrub.

Banned for needing a reason to ban someone. And get 360 no scope MLG

Banned for fancy trickshots that offer no tactical advantage.

Banned for not being flashy on the battlefield to assert dominance

Banned because true dominance doesn’t need to assert itself.

Banned because dominance requires adaptability.

Banned because  

Banned because do you like bananas?

banned because i’ve been absent

Banned for making it hot

Banned because I like to abuse my power

Banned because brand because bland because band because banned.

Banned because  

@Edhelistar
 
Banned for having a nose
 
LOOK OUT SHE HAZ A NOSE

banned because who fucking cares

Banned because statistically speaking, someone probably cares. Not me, obviously, but somebody somewhere probably does.

Banned because Ben10 fans are crybabies.

Banned because I never really got into the show. I didn’t really care for the original show’s 1st season, so I never kept up with it.
 
I hear it did get pretty cool though.