You're Banned!

@Havock  

 
Banned for walking fast

Banned for not going to the thrift shop.

Banned for shopping thrift.

Banned because Applejack turned into a Pear.

Banned for not explaining how Applejack got turned into a pear.

Banned for being a Barbie girl.

Banned for living life in plastic…It’s fantastic!

Banned for living in a box

Banned because idk how many times ive facepalmed reading comments on this website lmao

Banned for not seeing that the groove is in your heart

Banned for Trollolololol

Banned for holding a black mass at Hotel California.

Banned for stealing plums from Michael Rosen

Banned for stealing peaches from the colonel.

banned for stealing.

Banned for not walking on sunshine.

Banned for not partying all the time

Banned for not partying up, you can’t complete this quest alone.

Banned for trying to throw a block party violating social distancing orders

Banned because my parents just told me that we’re going camping next week (AGAIN) with some friends DURING THIS PANDEMIC. EXCUSE ME?!?

Banned for even considering going out camping in these times.
 
 
But seriously, can’t you just tell your parents you don’t want to go?

Banned because I don’t even want to go.
 
They demand I go with them - _ -

Banned because your parents are idiots and you should leave them.

Banned because parents just don’t understand

Banned because of your parents