Incorrect Quotes (NSFW)

Princess Luna: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.
Princess Celestia: That’s a snake.

Applejack: Violence isn’t the answer.
Rairty: You’re right.
Applejack: sighs in relief
Rairty: Violence is the question.
Applejack: What?
Rairty, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Applejack, running after them: NO-

Rarity: I’m too young to die!
Starswrl: I’m not, but I still don’t wanna!

Applejack: Remain CALM! *slaps Fluttershy multiple times*

Sunset: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
Twilight: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

Aria Blaze: Hello Sonata Dusk, made anyone cry today?
Sonata Dusk: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.

Glimmer: Eating Babies is not cool

Double Diamond: Yeah, I don’t like people.
Party Favor: Oh, well now that’s not fair Double Diamond. Have you met all of them?
Double Diamond: I’ve met enough of them. People. What a bunch of bastards!

Twilight: Were engaged…
Fizzelepop: In comat.

Queen Novo: When was the last time you cried?
Princess Skystar: Uh 15 minutes ago, why??
Queen Novo: really? That recent?
Princess Skystar: Yeah *voice crack* is that a issue? *starts crying again*

Rarity: I need your help Fluttershy.

Fluttershy: I’ll get the shovels.

Fluttershy: You want some leftovers?
Rarity: What are those?
Fluttershy: You’ve never had leftovers before?
Rarity: No, ‘cause I’m not a quitter.

Rainbow Dash: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.
Pinkie Pie: If I was married to you I’d drink it.

Pipp: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I’m still growing, dammit!

Should have made it Pinkie Pie.

Treehugger: Fuck.
Fluttershy: We’ve got to work on your cursing.
Treehugger: Why? I’m pretty good at cursing already.

Hitch: Sunny, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life?
Sunny: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.

Pinkie Pie: What does this button do?

Pinkie Pie: Don’t worry, I have a permit.
Twilight Sparkle: …This just says “I can do what I want”.

Lucis: How come you never help us?

R.O.B.: I am a robot, not a miracle worker.

Fluttershy: While I’m gone, Pinkie Pie, you’re in charge.
Pinkie Pie: Yes!!!
Fluttershy, whispering: Rarity, you’re secretly in charge.
Rarity: Obviously.

Diamond Tiara: Fuck you.
Silver Spoon: No u.
Diamond Tiara: I’m down.
Silver Spoon: You’re like 2, what the fuck-
Diamond Tiara: I AM NOT 2!

Pinkie Pie: Truth or dare?
Fluttershy: Dare
Pinkie Pie: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Fluttershy: Hey Rarity
Rarity, blushing: Yeah?
Fluttershy: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Twilight

Man, the implications on this one:
Gallus: Yona, let’s go!
Yona: Oh, yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about writing maybe a letter.
Gallus: Okay, you know what? That’s it, you had your chance.
Yona: What-?
Gallus: Mom, Dad, Yona smoked pot in college.
Yona: You are such a tattletale!
Yona: Mom, Dad, you remember that time you walked into my room and smelled marijuana? Well, I told you it was Smolder who was smoking the pot but… It was me. I’m sorry.
Gallus: And Dad, you know that mailman that you got fired? He didn’t steal your Playboy’s, Yona did.
Yona: Yeah, well, hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing Gallus did.
Gallus: Yona hasn’t worked for a year!
Yona: Gallus and Smolder are living together!
Gallus: Yona married Sandbar in Vegas and got divorced AGAIN!
Silverstream: I love Jacques Cousteau!
Sandbar: I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle!
Ocellus: I wanna gooo!!