Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@Lobinchi  
…fuck.
 
I’m just screwin’ around

@Registered Anon  
Yeah i… what the hell is happening to me? XD im too distracted, lol.
 
 
@maverick159  
I still miss my ex-GF so much Dx it hurts… But at leadt i had a lot of fun with her and her body x) Such an awesome girl… I thought she was a reserved and serious girl… i was wrong, so wrong xD

@Lobinchi  
i’ve been trying to get my head around  
what the fuck is happening

Never had waifus as I’m not attracted to females, never really had husbandos either, closest I ever got was Shadow The Hedgehog.

@Lobinchi  
You being lesbian prevents you from liking guys?

@LightningBolt  
ow the edge
 
As for my own sexuality, it’s irrelevant at this point.

@Lobinchi  
you gotta be kidding x3 you always tend to describe how much you’d love some glimmer in your life. like really love heh.It is common that waifus really mean something special to you. they are your waifu for more than one reason

@LightningBolt  
And i thought i was weird for having Cynder as a waifu

@Registered Anon  
@maverick159  
Maybe one day I won’t be mocked…

@LightningBolt  
for what

@LightningBolt  
You can mocke me for liking a dragoness as a waifu

…I should feel weird for not having a waifu, shouldn’t I?

@Registered Anon  
Yep… Lets just forget about it xD
 

 
@maverick159  
Hmmm, i dont know how to explain it to be honest.
 
I like guys. You know, talking with them, play videogames… The usual stuff… But there’s something about Sunburst i dont like! >_>
 
 
@Naughtypony2010  
Shush! >w< Yes, i love her! …

@Corrderio  
Nah

Can’t say I understand the waifu stuff either. I always thought it was a joke. Glimglam is my favorite of the mane 7 but the closest to a waifu I guess would be my ocs. But because little drama and story comes from living a good relaxed life that usually means I torment the poor ponies all the time.

@Lobinchi  
Maybe because he’s a NEEEEERD, but that’s the main reason i like him, he reminds me a friend. A friend that passed away long time ago

@maverick159  
Nah, i have nerdy friends… My bestfriend looks like a nerdy girl (even though she’s a crazy girl, just like me xD)

@Lobinchi  
Then i really don’t know neither. Meh, i also have it. For some reason i don’t like saffron mazzala (i don’t remember how to write this)

@maverick159  
But she’s an exotic mare!~ Those are the best ones! Like Japanese ass!

@Lobinchi  
I’m a nerd (probably a closet nerd).

@Pacific Glow  
Hey, but you’re a party-ish mare!~
 
 
I love hipster-ish glasses! My OC is supposed to wear them to hide lewdness~

I like Saffron’s muzzle, that’s it. :P

@Lobinchi  
You’re dead to me now! D:

@Corrderio  
Why? QwQ i like you! x33 hug!

@Lobinchi  
I’m mostly just screwing around.
 
Also fuck the water temple… that isn’t an innuendo as much as it sounds like one considering this thread