Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

Is it bad that I like myself small, petite titties just as much as I like big, floppy boobers?  
On the contrary, I like myself a big fat booty, along with a small flat bum.

@KolpSlack  
I can see the appeal of both.

Darling

My penis feels like it was attacked by a machete

@KolpSlack  
I can enjoy bit and small breast.

@Meanlucario  

My preference is small tits, small ass
 
But not small people. You gotta be at least my height.

@byte[]  
I prefer them to be bigger than me or smaller than me.

The bikini and mask thing some of the NPCS on this ship have going on is kinda hot.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Vaginairus?

@byte[]
 
@Meanlucario  
I like both.

@Lord Goku  
Look at what is written on her breast.

@Meanlucario  
I knew that. I was kidding around.

I’d fuck a midget

I’ve been with several races lately.
 
I’m going to say that I’ve preferred Latinas out of all of them.

@Zincy  
You’ve been blueballing us on description of your sexual escapades
 
Please, tell us more

@Background Pony #B256
 
Give me about 30 min or an hour to get off this blasted train and back home and I’ll share two stories.

@Zincy  
It has been 10 hours. Ladies and gents, OP has failed us. Shun the nonbeliever! SSHHHUUUUNNNN!

I fell asleep.
 
 
I was…slightly more drunk on my train than I expected to be. We had a delay, and I worked my way through my flask of sipping whiskey.
 
Which is to say, I did not really sip it.

@Zincy  
Was it good whiskey, at least?

@GenericArchangel
 
Do you consider Wild Turkey good?

@Zincy  
Wouldn’t know, I don’t drink.

Flutterbutt

Anywho, so story time.
 
 
So theres this lovely country belle that I’d been on and off with for years.
 
Me and her have a lot of stories, but my favorite one is the back woods one.
 
 
We were driving in her old beater heading down after dinner out in Franklin County VA. And she was horny as hell and we werent about to wait till we got back to my place.
 
So, we drove over to this backwoods road she knew. Barely traveled, dirt and gravel.
 
She had her ass hiked up, pants around her ankles, wiggling needily half out the passager side door. I was pounding her enough to rock the damn car, and she had to cover her mouth so as not too attract too much attention.
 
And she was a pear, ass almost a meter wide. Chubby, of course, but not fat. And damn do I miss how her ass bounces.