Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

Where do I find short stories or novels with that start out as normal stories with no clop for at least a good while, but then end up with hardcore clop somewhere later? Does anybody know a story like that? To out it bluntly, I’m looking for something with characters I can really fall in love with|| before both they and I engage in filthy debauchery, with or without other ponies (I do like swinging, gangbangs, etc.) and I furiously jack off to it.||
 
P.S. I’m not incapable of finding a relationship IRL, in fact i been with someone a long time and I love them very much and am still attracted to them, but sometimes I just want to fantasize. Don’t judge me plox.

If I find a lewd LRP it probably would be too lewd I would want the lewd as a side dish not the main course.

It’s gotta be Rarity.

@TheHappySpaceman  
Wonderful wording

@TheHappySpaceman  

Pet girls are one of the hottest things ever.

@Badheart
 
Agreed, provided they are not wearing BDSM stuff.

I tried that Method Men soap, it dries very fast like Axe.
 
Nivea is much better for activity.

Anyone here ever tried Post Orgasm Torture? It sounds like a whole heap of fun.

On a certain other booru, self turn-on is a tag that piques my interest. I wonder if there’s a similar one here.

Suck it and see

RED ALERT!
 
RED ALERT!
 
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
 
FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS, FAKKU IS GIVING AWAY FREE HENTAI DUE TO THE CORONAVIRUS QUARANTINE!
 
fakku.net/stay-home

I’m standing here trying to masturbate when a big winged cockroach walks up to me.

@Random-Rambling  
I’m gonna assume literally nothing will appeal to me.

@LightningBolt  
How come?

Remember: Elmo doesn’t pull out.

@Broken Adam  
Because she likes to see guys fucking, not girls.

@Meanlucario  
Hentai Sites are filled with Yaoi though

@Broken Adam  
Not nearly as much as you think.

@Meanlucario  
Still a lot

@Broken Adam  
You haven’t visited that many hentai site than.

I gave it a look and all I saw was tits lol
 
also unrelated but small penis humiliation is dumb, and this is coming from someone who doesn’t own a dick so you know I’m not just saying that cause i’m butthurt and jealous

@LightningBolt  
I’m just glad to not be the guy in those scenarios.