Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

Festivities got between me and my response.

Yea, I am bordering on a sadist, but as of yet has always been within my own fantasies. It’s one thing to imagine it in your own head, quite another to have an actual human being want you to rough her up.

Makes me feel, odd. But I’ll get used to it.

Thanks.

There should be this thing in video games that’s so fuckin’ kinky you precum yourself and they set you loose to fuck everyone up.

Exhumed rules.

Incest: Just do it!

I did it. It felt so good.

I took the peg( she fucked hard)and now my butt aches like hell

10/10 would do it again

Nice

@Background Pony #B889
You might need some aspercream for that.

I wonder what stupid shit the Internet would lewd out this year.

Has anyone made Attack of the Killer Tomatoes porn?

@Meanlucario
19 entries on rule 34.

@Lord WyrmSpawN
That’s 19 more than I’d like.

Is there a word for people who want to screw robots, or should I just settle for my initial designation of Clanker?

@Lord WyrmSpawN
Botters is my vote.

Holy fuck.

Three blow jobs in a row, after about 2 hours of teasing, biting, scratching, rolling around, and foreplay.

My everything is sore.

@Zincy

About 10 min apart each time.

My legs still haven’t stopped shaking.

I have bite marks in places I’d not expect to have bites.

@Zincy
Inner elbow?