Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

I did not expect that to be such a controversial opinion… to each their own, of course, that just caught me off guard.

Anyway. Boobs. They’re pretty great.

Boobs are like a butt for your chest. Except cleaner and more soft.

I am onto boob fondling, nipple teasing/tweaking/sucking.

That’s why I don’t understand the appeal for the unneccessary accessories on such locations.

@Khauntzat Adramélekhizarovich Searmaev
I like nipple piercings (especially shields in cute heart shapes!) for exactly that reason- also into those things. IDK I just think they look nice and would be fun to play with with my tongue.

@GenericArchangel
I could be licking tetanus if their metal isn’t good and clean enough.

@Khauntzat Adramélekhizarovich Searmaev
I’d be very impressed if sucking titties gave someone tetanus. Very, very impressed.

@GenericArchangel
Leave me alone.

No tetanus with my breast milk, please.

@GenericArchangel
FUCK BOOBS. FUCK THEM!

@Badheart
That’s the plan. ;)

@Badheart
One of the many things to do with boobs that I enjoy.

If a female MMA fighter gives me a footjob, that would easily be classified as a submission hold.

Nobody escapes this hold until they are submitted or to cum.

RIGHT?! 😎

Foot fetishists forcing their kinks on non-foot fetishists be like:

Bust a nut
On ya Pizza Hut
Put that pizza in ya butt

I like sexy nun furries and human ladies as a nun too.

Dispatcher:911 what is your emergency?
Guy:I HAVE AN ERECTION!
Dispatcher:please stay on the line.

Anime name please?

Large breast are good and all, but they’re a bit overrated. Give me my small and average titties.

@Hali the Emoji girl
Gleipnir

Thanks.