Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

It could be a mixed bag.

Is this a nice place to post my lewd greentexts from the Chan Lands?

Remind me to post a lewd porn story I thought of later, when I’m more awake.

Yes.

I think I’m awake enough now.

My story idea: A husband and wife are happily married. Wife (who is bi) however admits that one of her female friends are into her, and that she wants to try being in a sexual relationship with her as well. Husband agrees, as long as Wife lets him know if she plans on sleeping with anyone else, and to not run off with her. Friend (who I’ll called GF) does try to go “Miss Steal Your Girl,” but Wife is happy being married to Husband, and GF gives up after awhile. GF is sick at one point and is over at Husband and Wife’s place, with Husband taking care of her during that time. Afterwards, she admits to Wife that she was trying to run off with her, and wants to make-up for trying to ruin her happiness with Husband. After GF and Husband bang with Wife watching, they live together, and GF eventually marries Wife in an unusually poly relationship.

@Hali the Emoji girl
Random subject and fetishes, as they tend to be.

I had this one about living food that wants to be eaten, but i snipped that one myself and it’s rendered too large for here.

@Meanlucario
Sounds nice.

@LynksDisease
So, what am I missing here?

@Lord WyrmSpawN
You might want to spoil the top image at least. Even in NSFW threads, nipples and more are spoiled to be safe.

Female Hentai MCs are not real, they won’t hurt you

If it were legal to make love everywhere, there would still be places where that would be stupid.

@Shyette
Would you make love anywhere?

It takes two to tango.

Nothing promises more about an upcoming trip to visit a partner in a long-distance relationship than them saying they won’t take the collar I bought them off for the duration of my stay.

I leave in a week or so, it’s gonna be fun.

Hot threesome
https://www.perverttube.com/videos/46934/slutty-teen-best-friends-share-facial-after-hard-pounding/

So we’ve got Skeletor x Sisu and Porsha x Glep…

(looks at Diane Foxington in fear)

@Background Pony #0C9E
So…you’re into the contents of this site, eh? Different strokes for different folks, I suppose.

So much scat porn. 🤢

Okay, that’s hilarious!

Yandere Furry Girls are not real, they won’t hurt you

@NitroFury

Where is This from?