Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

Just saw a couple of Caucasian couples in swimsuits on vacation alongside us on the Enchanted River. His girlfriend has that irresistably thick hips, round and jiggly ass, and medium yet perky breasts and what riled me up staring at her is the design of her bikini and her sideboob view for long.

Yeah… I really need to nut so bad when I get back home.

Don’t you hate it when your cousins fucking on the Thanksgiving table while you are trying to eat?

@Dex Stewart
What?

Well, I mean, it’s not wrong.

@NitroFury
Futa with a horse for a cock.

@Dex Stewart
So AI are modern day asshole genies.

The funniest thing is that the ai knew “futa” referred to a female, and what a horse was, and even where physically a cock should be, and it decided this was the best choice. Because it was.

I recently gained an interest in the femdom/malesub kink.

I dreamed of clopping to Princess Luna right in front of my mother, when I woke up my underwear were soaked.

okay when are we gonna get art of the leaked g5 eqgs getting their backs blown out?

@LynksDisease
Like they need the leaks.

Does fucking to boss music turn sex into a boss fight?

I finally worked out a prompt to make Stable Diffusion generate inflation porn.

Scooby couldn’t be in the new Velma show because the producers insisted he have a love interest. Everyone in the main cast got race swapped, so unfortunately there was no white girl.

What episode of Guess Who was that where Velma was doing those poses at the end? They had the director and all that…

@Dex Stewart
lmao

My ideal relationship:

She finances me.

I feed her.

We fuck each other.

>New Toph images on Rule34
>They all draw her as a hyperslut bimbo with giant tits
>Finally find a picture of her drawn with reasonable proportions
>It’s of her and Katara literally being hanged
>No respect for my tomboy waifu

Why must porn be this way?

@Background Pony #052D
Anyone can make it, that means inevitably psychos and people with different standards will make things.

@Lord WyrmSpawN
Sure. I just don’t know why bimbo proportions has become the standard for porn of her and why the only porn not depicting her with those is some niche fetishy thing.

There’s a snake in my cootch!