Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@Zincy
I could date a busty gal, but I don’t really like to socialize. So I guess I’ll just accept this loss in life.

The real things are better than digital lad, might want to try and get some ass one day.

@Zincy
What’s wrong with staying a virgin?

@Zincy
You have some great experience! I’m still a virgin and haven’t met my own shortstack SO either.

I’m a pretty vanilla guy, so I don’t really have any “extreme” fetishes. If at all.

Oh the tales I could tell. Riding a fat black girl after spending two hours in a smokey jazz bar working my way through a cigar the size of my dick. Fucking a southern belle on the side of an old dirt road. Pinning a tiny Chinese woman with big fake tits to a wall and going deep enough to bump her cervix. Getting a blow job from a bubble butt twink in a BK parking lot. Fucking a dude I met on this very site in the ass raw. Pounding an ex’s sister in the ass a few weeks after we broke up.

That’s just the tip.

Nothing wrong with staying a virgin. But if you like tits, they’re more fun in person.

@Jade Kitsune
Nothing if you aren’t a thirty person. Thing is, being in this thread implies that you are a thirsty fella.

Thanks for the advice, all of you, on trying to get me to give up my bachelorhood… even though it was unwarranted.

@Zincy
It’s awesome you got those tails though. I, on the other hand, had rarely met ONE shortstack and it didn’t go anywhere. I still wished I can actually meet another shortstack that might understand me better on spiritual and physical level. Something that we can find on common ground together.

I learn about Zmeenaorr today. Pornstar by day, scammer by night.

It’s a shame that so much of hookup culture is centered around bars/drinking. Those of us that don’t drink have to get into it other ways, if we can find a way in at all.

@GenericArchangel
I mean, who says you have to actually drink at a bar?

@Lord WyrmSpawN
Every group needs a sober friend who can drive.

Apparently the UK Playstation 2 magazine became borderline porn to draw in fratboys. Now I’m curious about the highlights of that.

On another note, anyone has screenshots of 400 Wood Boxes: The Fine Art of Containment & Concealment? There are some pieces that are fitting for this thread, including a box that is sperms and an egg.

I met most of my hookups/dates/gfs on either online dating, or at non-bar related social gatherings.

I actually don’t think I ever picked up a girl at a bar…

Tried to, once, while at a psych convention. She was already spoken for. Not that that’s stopped me before, but it did that time.

I want a national “Big Titty Day”.

“International Shortstack Day” for me.

what’s with people making a kids show lewd nowaday

-_-….
i mean i not complaining

It’s more common to see it now adays due to the internet, but it’s been a thing for as long as there has been kids shows.

Porn of Buggs Bunny and Betty Boop can be found from around the time of their creation.

@darkside6754
Because people are thirsty and horny.

well alright

@darkside6754
Rule 34. At least some sites let you use filters.

Make her sweat!

I have to wonder why online strangers care about my single status though. What’s their endgame?