Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

FuckItsDaytimeAgain
Wallet After Summer Sale -

I am the sober horse
Well I’ve achieved my goal, I’mma let oxytocin, vasopressin and prolactin get to their effect and get to sleep.
 
It would actually a very interesting study to get to know if masturbation to a different content, such as your waifu vs other forms of porn actually make a difference in the release of prolactin, since it’s been demonstrated that sex releases four times more of it than masturbatory orgasms, though I don’t know the full study and I could’t tell if has to do with couple and bonding or with the movement.
 
Why do I like reading documents after I cum? Whatever.
Scrabbleman
Duck - He literally asked for this
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Artist -
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The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

[screams in German]
It’s weird how I masturbate almost every day and yet rarely get wet dreams :I
 
The last time I got a wet dream was over a year ago, and it was pretty neat. Some busty girl in a swimsuit was sucking my dick at the beach. Then she was joined by other women and it was just blowjob for all.
Background Pony #07A7
@Panko Pai  
That used to be the case for me until I lost my virginity. It’s like your brain knows that you’ve never really had sex and can’t imagine it. After I had sex for real I occasionally have dreams where I actually get around to fucking
Background Pony #07A7
@Dashiefluffywaifu  
Oh, I only lost it about three months ago when I decided to bite the bullet and just get an escort, so in a lot of people’s minds it either doesn’t count or is really shameful. I pretty much just said to myself “fuck it, I’m in my early thirties and haven’t so much as got a blowjob” and did it and I don’t really regret it at all.
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