Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@Meanlucario  
I’m sorry… What?

@That1GuyGAMER18  
Did I stutter?

@Meanlucario  
Oh god… I’m terrified to even open that link, but on the flip side, my curiosity is killing me.

@That1GuyGAMER18  
It’s not as bad as you fear.

@Shepherd  
It begins with her chewing him out for messing up inventory numbers, and it’s ten years after the accident. You guys know me well enough to know that I wouldn’t post something that I think would be going to far (outside of the Monster Girl thread, and that’s just with Lovecraftain horrors to fuck with you guys).

@Meanlucario  
I might watch it tonight… For the um… Plot.

@That1GuyGAMER18  
It’s a manga hentai. It’s oddly heart-warming.

@Meanlucario  
It’s hentai… Ohhhhhh… I might be more inclined on watching it.

@That1GuyGAMER18  
It’s also a manga.

I was just thinking about how up until the 1960s, it was considered scandalous for women to show their navels.
 
Imagine how much worse the world would be if that were still the case. The horror!

@Meanlucario  
Ah, read it, not watch. Excuse my misinformation.

@TheHappySpaceman  
Brad would have more material to review if that was the case.

@TheHappySpaceman  
No exceptions!

@TheHappySpaceman  
Snob review when?

||I really need to take a break from masturbating if I’m honest.  
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I just had a vision that the weakening trend of my daily routine in “trying to feel good” will begin on December 13, 2038.

Who are you people?

“Moan! Moan for me babe! Moan like how I used to beat yo’ momma!”

My girlfriend just made me have one of the best and most intense orgasm of my life!

@That1GuyGAMER18  
I’m sure it felt really good.

@SuperPinkiePie64  
I really don’t wanna rub it in, but you have no idea.

@That1GuyGAMER18  
Don’t worry about it. If you wanna brag about it, then feel free to do so.

@SuperPinkiePie64  
Yeah, it was crazy because it was one of the first times I ever reached orgasm without touching my dick once.