Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

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@That1GuyGAMER18  
I’ve managed to reach orgasm by rubbing against my privates in a diaper but that still probably counts as indirect contact.
 
Also recently I had a dream where I don’t even remember what happened but I woke up and it turned out I pooped the bed. But then it turns out that was also a dream.
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My Pornhub Recommendations: pregnancy fetish videos, “trans girl” videos
 
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