Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

FuckItsDaytimeAgain
Wallet After Summer Sale -

I am the sober horse
Oh I got something very lewd to say:  
Hoof holding
 
Apart from that meme I saw many of you chatting in the derpibooru discord, I’ll say hi later. I’m using a different username though c:
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Wallet After Summer Sale -
A Tale For The Ages - Celebrated MLP's 35th Anniversary and FiM's 8th Anniversary
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Zamasu
@Meanlucario  
OK, I’ll try to explain the joke to the best if my ability…
 
You know how SJWs like to use words like “cis-gendered” (meaning not changing you biological sex or gender identity) and “hetero-normative intercourse?” (Straight sex.) As far as I know” every single human being is created by the act of a sperm penetrating an egg, and as we all know, sperm comes from men and eggs from women. The most common way for sperm to mix with eggs is for men to fuck women. Since men apparently benefit from sex more than women (feel free to correct me if I’m wrong,) it can be construed as “reaffirming the patriarchy.”
 
So basically, two straight people, who’s never had a sex-change operation (cis-gendered), having straight sex (hetero-normative intercourse) makes men happy (reaffirms the patriarchy.) Or so it would seem.
 
BTW, I’m not an SJW and I fucking detest political correctness. If I ever talk politically correct, I always do so ironically.
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My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
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I actually remember a very brief period (probably around 12-13) where I didn’t have a fetish and was turned on by more conventional stuff.
 
I was normal for a brief period. Perhaps in an alternate timeline I wouldn’t have become a degenerate.
 
That, or it was just part of that pubescent phase where you seem to be hard more often than not.
Meanlucario
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Are we allowed to link interesting porn here as long as we give a warning of what it contains?
 
@Lord Goku  
I love that abridge series. Best part of that joke is yet to come.
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