Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

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I’ve had a pretty new experience recently. I’m a straight guy, just putting it out there, and I’ve recently been playing with my back door after being curious about it for a while. Well I went so far to even get a butt plug trainer kit, and it’s actually pretty damn good. Id get it in, jerk off, and what’d normally take about 30-45 mins takes like 15 and I’d noticeably cum a little more too. Just wanted to see if anyone else has been doing this or just getting into it too because it’s definitely different.
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I want coffiee
So I’m playing sims with Wicked Whims on as a married couple.
 
This friend of my sims wants to do it with the wife and I’m like “probably shouldn’t but we are on the 2nd floor he’s on the 1st” so I say yes.
 
And they go right to where he is to do it.
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Girls doing pouty duckface lips is just sexy, when naked and combined with other sex acts
 
I would love to titfuck a girl and ask her to pout her lips and moan as I thrust between her tits
 
No, not that kind of bimbo lips, of course
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