Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@Meanlucario
 
What?

@Hali the Emoji girl  
Dead by Daylight killers in sexy outfits.

I am now feeling….  

@NitroFury  
I always am.

Masturbating to your own video of a previous masturbation is a self-pride, not gay

@RhodieNite  
Does masturbating to your character having a masturbation counts?

@Panko Pai
 
Yeah, that too

Clop to Rarity  
Try to piss  
Crap yourself  
Repeat

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
Right on, just say fuck it.

The chorus of Cameroonian “Alane” has a big mondegreen in my language that translates to “Ali[ce] doesn’t beat his meat”.

@Meanlucario
 
No I mean what does it say but thanks for telling me anyway.

@Hali the Emoji girl  
Oh, that. I have no idea.

Well, I just learn that Vivec and Molag Bal had an intense sexual relationship and many children. Yeah, can’t say I feel guilty for ending the former’s rule in Morrowind.

Big boobie bouncin’ time?

My father stole these silver swim trunks from me, we were smoking weed in the garage one day when suddenly the chihuahua bites his penis right on the honker. He jumps up nearly dropping the joint and she bit him again on the same spot.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
You have an uh…interesting family.

At one point, I’m not into futas.  
At another, I don’t mind Rainbow Dash with a dick…

@Panko Pai  

 
Well it’s still a female… But with a penis

Meanwhile, I restarted watching MLP FIM…  
Why does this scene make me horny?  

@Panko Pai
 
passionate penile oral stimulation

@Panko Pai  
You still remember that video where the shake is replaced by a Dash Dick.

@Panko Pai  
It’s not gay, because its futa dick

@WyrmSpawN  
“Pinkie Pie, you are so racist!”