Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@TheHappySpaceman
More likely the infamous ones. Most of us try to not be hypocrites, especially on that scale.

@Background Pony #052D
True, but the topic was started due to people aging down people. There isn’t any misunderstanding with that.

let’s change the subject, folks!

So, D&D porn.

I’m watching an all Goblin campaign.

@Background Pony #052D
Ages for fictional characters a lot of the time are vague and undefined anyway, especially when it comes to anime or anime styles stuff, or non-humans, or fucking anything.

idc if people wanted this topic over, I’m allowed to respond to whatever I want and say whatever I want as this topic used to be more understood even just a decade ago but all the puritans and antis and all the people muddying up words decided to compare ambiguous age anime or furry characters to real toddlers.

Okay fine, I’ll stop here as there’s nothing more I can say but fuck antis.

Is it the one from World of Io? That’s a good one, I’ve heard.

No an Unexpacbulls spin-off.

Welcome to Doki doki breeding club.

You know, I’ve definitely fallen into the “once you go black” thing.

Seriously, all other women sort of pale in comparison to a fine black lady.

Was that pun intended?
Also I like darker skinned girls too.

I definitely have a preference for Mexican guys, the only two people I ever dated were Mexican, unintentional but still.

And here I am liking pale girls.

Shit…..

I like Asian women personally.

@Meanlucario
I fucked an Asian woman one time. It did cost me nearly $200, though.

I’ve literally fucked the rainbow, so I’ve got a lot of data points to build my preferences from.

I’ve not been with an Indian or a native American yet. Black, white, Asian, Hispanic, mixed, and Pacific islander. The whole panoply.

I fucked myself.

That actually reminds me of a good joke.

A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when Grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. The little boy asked, “Grandpa, can I have a beer?” Grandpa replied, “Can your dick touch your ass?” The little boy answered no. Grandpa said “Then you’re not man enough to have a beer.”

A little later, Grandpa lights up a cigar. The little boy asked, “Grandpa, can I have a cigar?” Once again, Grandpa asked, “Can your dick touch your ass?” The little boy answered no, again. Grandpa said, “Then your not man enough to have a cigar.”

A little later after that, the little boy came out of the house with a cookie. Grandpa asked, “Can I have a cookie?” The boy asked “Can your dick touch your ass?” Grandpa replied, “Hell yeah, my dick can touch my ass!” The boy replied, “Then go fuck yourself, Grandma made these cookies for me.”

@Meanlucario
Pathetic wolf howl.

She did the mash.

The Worgen males now only have one voice line for flirts.

Blizzard really are the master fuckups now.