Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

Kemono belly and chest erotic

I’m gonna turbocharge my testicles.

@Badheart
What…

I think he means electrocuting his nut sack.

@KolpSlack
He’s gonna turbocharge his testicles.

Teach those pornstars how to fuck!

Okay so you take the you know what~ and then you put into the well you know~ and then you thrust.

Okay that covers the basics now onto the more advanced….

Hey can somebody tell me where the whole “Coco Pommel likes anal” thing came from?

That KFC ad with the fat Chinese woman was hot.

@Badheart
Screengrabs, please? I’m a bit of a chubby chaser myself.

Oh dear gods.

Gadget X Zipper rule 34. It exists.

I blame Gisney for willing this into existence with the new movie.

@TheHappySpaceman
Dare I ask for context?

@Meanlucario
In the new movie, they’re married and have 42 kids and counting.

@TheHappySpaceman
And who’s Zipper?

@Meanlucario
Gadget Hackwrench is the mouse inventor from Chip ’n Dale: Rescue Rangers. Zipper is the housefly, second to right.

@TheHappySpaceman
I was thinking Inspector Gadget. And I find it hard to believe that there wasn’t porn of them before now.

@Meanlucario
Oh, there probably was. But it’s now canon. Which means there will probably be an upsurge of it.

@TheHappySpaceman
I’m guessing Gadget’s cult isn’t trilled about that.

@Meanlucario
Oh, they’re probably preparing to bomb a subway station as we speak.

@TheHappySpaceman
Still weird thinking about the girl member^TM fucking the team’s mascot (though the Pokemon fandom seems to not have any issues with that).

Or murder Seth rogen.

gadget getting her cheeks clapped by zipper:

@Hali the Emoji girl
Pain. Agony, even.