Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

Meanlucario

Time to get spooky

@Dex Stewart
Or, you know, just label things appropriately so kids aren’t watching anime bloodbaths instead of making it look like the guy hasn’t nutted in 50 years.

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𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙

@Dex Stewart

This is a hideous idea.

Isn’t sperm mostly just blood cells now that I think about it?

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Hali the Emoji girl

Tar Colored Soul

@Dex Stewart

Looks like the aftermath of an hentai.

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𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙

I mean. When you nut, basically you just bled out.

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Meanlucario

Time to get spooky

25 Sexual References Blizzard DID NOT Remove After Scandal

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Zincy

Embrace the Madness

@Meanlucario

I still can’t believe they took out the “family jewels” joke for the male Draeni.

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Meanlucario

Time to get spooky

@Zincy
But how else are they suppose to stop the coworkers from stealing breast milk from the fridge? I hate that Blizzard had the balls to punish their community for what their workers were doing.

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Zincy

Embrace the Madness

@Meanlucario

I loved that their logic was to censor boobs too.

Even when it’s the assholes doing it somehow it’s the fault of the female form.

“It’s not that we’re terrible people, it’s that Jaina has a lot of cleveage.”

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Meanlucario

Time to get spooky

@Zincy
That would require them to admit that they’re the ones at fault and not the victims or anyone not involved.

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𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙

Why the hell would they censor tits?

Might as well censor personality if it’s so attractive.

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Meanlucario

Time to get spooky

@Badheart
They are punishing their playerbase for the employees’ and employers’ sexual harassment, racial discrimination, and all that horrible jazz.

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Hali the Emoji girl

Tar Colored Soul

@Meanlucario

stealing breast milk.

What?

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Meanlucario

Time to get spooky

@Hali the Emoji girl
Things were (and likely still are) so bad at Blizzard that women who store breast milk in the fridge for their baby have a high risk of having it stolen.

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Zamasu

I recently went to a strip club. Unfortunately, the dancers are required by state law to wear pasties on their nipples.

Censored strip clubs…another reason Utah sucks!

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KolpSlack

Reborn Reject

@Goku Black
Last time I went to a titty bar, I was swiftly disappointed.

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Lord WyrmSpawN

7-Layer Dip of Pain

My sister lives a short time away from what I guess is a critically acclaimed strip club I’ve gone to both times i visit her.

As enjoyable as it all tends to be, especially last time, I always feel a pang of what very well might be shame whenever I think about it.

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𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙

The strippers in T.J. will pick your pockets.

Lap dances are fun and all but all my stuff was on the floor!

Still can’t compare to sleeping with ponies.

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GenericArchangel

Moderator

Free the Tantabus

I am proud to say that I live about ten minutes away from what is allegedly one of the worst strip clubs in the United States. No, I haven’t gone, I’ve been waiting for someone to go with to experience the spectacle together.

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@GenericArchangel

I am proud to say that I live about ten minutes away from what is allegedly one of the worst strip clubs in the United States. No, I haven’t gone, I’ve been waiting for someone to go with to experience the spectacle together.