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Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

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Zamasu
Imma put this out there but, baring exceptional circumstances, you ain’t going to find a girl that will just let you put a dildo in her for sex.
Sex is a very intimate, personal thing, particularly with a couple. And if you tell a girl “we can have sex but I’m never putting my dick in you” they will drop you like a ton of bricks.
Why would they need you to do something they can do themselves? Plus, it would make your partner feel like they were “dirty” or not worth it, or at the very least be a bit galling.
Not saying you won’t. But, I’m sure someone out there would totally be “No dick ever” kinda person. Because I’ve seen someone who legit said they would never penatrate their partner.
This.
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@Zincy
You say that like I wouldn’t keep looking for ways to make up for my shortcomings. And I already said that using condoms was on the table, so I wouldn’t be relying on sex toys to please my partner vagually. Plus I hope these years of fingering my bodypillow pays of.
Background Pony #A2B2
I never had my dick sucked or had sex until my freshman year of college and I was considered to be a late-bloomer for both, this pretty brunette that I chatted with one night was a bit shocked that I was still a virgin and offered to pop my cherry and I didn’t say no lol. That was literally the only time I’d had a blowjob or sex until almost three years later when I slept with an escort at a Vegas brothel as sort-of a graduation gift to myself, and about seven months after that I met my girlfriend and we’ve been together since 2019.
Since then I haven’t gone longer than like a week without sex. I don’t know how the hell I went through the first 23 years of my life only having sex twice without going completely insane.
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Sounds like a third of the plot of Don’t Feed the Humans.
But I have thought of that scenario.
My entertainment would come from the clinical description the aliens give it when it finally happens.
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Free the Tantabus
You know what’s fun and just feels nice? Being slutty. Just doing sexy things on a whim. Someone asks for nudes/lewd pics? Sure, send them some. Lewd roleplay? Hell yeah, I’m down. If I had a chance to do IRL sluttery I’d do that, too.
Fuck the morals and taboos, being slutty is fun.
Shyette
Thread Starter - Yuri (NSFW)
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I need coffie
Reminds me of something I would draw if I could a crossover club for Femimenie characters that like working out.
  • Scorpia
  • Luisa
  • She-Hulk
  • Wonder woman
  • Briggate
  • Chung Li?
They’re having a meeting (workout session) behind a door with a “Not safe for lesbians” sign on it. So of course Korra Perfumia or somebody opens it and milts into a puddle of gay bliss at the sight.
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