News, Articles, Events, and Shenanigans. [Potentially NSFW]

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Pixel Perfection - Hot Pockets Spotted
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

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R Kelly is now going to be spending 30 years in prison after all the sexual abuse/trafficking cases against minors
Remix to ignition
Now he’s goin’ to prison
Because of all the children on which he was pissin’
NitroFury
Lunar Guardian - Earned a place among the ranks of the most loyal New Lunar Republic soldiers (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Thread Starter - Horseplay
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Nitro Cat Bad!
TL;DR: Three Officers and One Police K9 are dead and several officers injured in Floyd County, Kentucky after a 49-year old gunman used a Rifle to open fire on Police. The suspect in question has taken into custody and is on a $10 Million bond.
You could technically label this as a mass shooting since this incident involved ten officers being shot, and it is possible the gunman may face the death penalty if convicted.
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Pixel Perfection - Hot Pockets Spotted
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant

Pomegranates :P
These climate change activists are getting out of hand!
There are venues for protests and internet to express awareness to the issue.
There no need to vandalize public and private properties, disrupt the public, and being a fucking nuisance. There are time and place for things.
Just awhile ago. The Mona Lisa was vandalized by another CLIMO shithead. These people have no regards for anyone or anything.
The Smiling Pony
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Solar Hero - Went above and beyond for the Solar Deity, drawing from the power of the sun itself to bring balance to the fight against the Lunar Insurrection (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Tree of Harmony - Drew someone's OC for the 2022 Community Collab

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Teachers are paid like shit, they have to deal with the two worst demographics on the planet (shitty kids and shitty parents), and in recent years what they can even teach has been hyper politicized, with many states making it a crime to teach “divisive concepts” (up to whoever to decide what “divisive” means), or instead forced to teach “both sides” of every “divisive” issue (including, say, “both sides” of evolution/creationism or holocaust/holocaust denial…), and some other absurd new requirements.
Oh, and it’s also one of the few jobs where after your 8 hours, you still have to do homework (grading homework and exams), and the myth that teachers get summer off is wrong, given they need to spend the summer learning and preparing for the next school year.
Basically, it’s one of the lowest paying jobs in the US, one of the most stressful and demanding, one of the least rewarding, and now it’s become a focal point for petty politics and angry politicians with nation-reaching bullhorns. So yeah, there’s a shortage.
I wouldn’t put up with such a shit job for less than a 300k USD yearly salary, and I don’t think I’d last the full year.
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