[NSFW] Monster Musume thread

 

@The★Rickmeister  
Yep

@Cruiser Bruiser
 
@The★Rickmeister  

 
 
Yep. You know that thing where chefs lay sushi on a woman’s naked body? It’s like that, except the fish is being cooked by the salamander’s body heat.
 
Though a salamander shoving bread dough up her vagina and “birthing” a freshly baked loaf is a new one, I must say….

Gremlin/Lilim hybrid  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

@The★Rickmeister
 
Not bad

@The★Rickmeister  
Love hybrid girls.

@Cruiser Bruiser  
Yandere alert!

>>32207  
>monster girl ad  
The idea of monster girls setting up ads on sites to get hubbies amuses me. Anyone have ideas for ads certain mamono would create?
 
>>32210 (merged)  
>oni looking for man to open pickle jars for her
 
>>32210 (merged)  
>lony p’orc ned snu snu  
>want man to giev me penis  
>me womb want lil piggiez and boyos  
>I R p’orc hav dum sistrs no share u wit so no ask  
>will be gud and wash reglar, give kisses to ur pp.  
>will putt appl in mout but dont tell ne1
 
>>32210 (merged)  
>research assistant needed, will compensate with arcane secrets  
>caretaker of tamed or docile wild animals wanted for grooming of tails in various number  
>Volunteers for church-oriented charity work and child care wanted  
>looking for gardener and manservant who is willing to donate to blood transfusion clinic in-house
 
>cold blooded citizen looking for technician  
>requires a portable heat source  
>urgent  
>winter season is starting
 
>>32210 (merged)  
>wurm iz cute :)  
>wurm iz lonly :(  
>plz luv wurm <3  
>Disclaimer: Mamono Penny Mailer believes in accurate customer representation and prints all personal ads as originally written. Ads do not represent the literacy or beliefs of Mamono Penny Mailer staff.
 
>>32210 (merged)  
>Hellhound  
>Where you at, fucker
 
>>32210 (merged)  
Mindflayers kinda get shafted  
>Looking to end your pain? Just send me your address and leave your door unlocked. I’ll end your pain.  
>Every platform this gets submitted to calls the police.  
>Has to prove she’s a mindflayer every time  
>Still get her ads taken down.
 
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@WyrmSpawN
 
One classic line from World of Warcraft comes to mind:
 
*“Single Draenei female seeks blacksmith with grinding wheel to take care of me and my gorgeous hooves.” *

You think you’re smug than me, you can’t top me.  

More horny girls  

 
And some Fran-chan  
 
 

@Cruiser Bruiser
 

 
I don’t think we’ve had Hoshiguma Yuugi or Suika Ibuki (top left and middle left, respectively) posted here all that much.  
Same for Black Gold Saw (just right of Nezuko)

I find it really odd that if you bring up or even mentioning Interspecies Reviewers will upset anyone.

@SombrLiz  
Sounds normal with the internet.

Is this about a Succubus?

@Shepherd  
No, it’s just that how very… ecchi it is and it managed to be broadcasted on the airwaves in Japan.

@Meanlucario  
That’s why it became a meme.

5 days until the Zero/ZX collection finally gets released.